Nickname: Jimmy

Age: 41

Rank: Lieutenant

Height: 5'8"

Personal Motto: Work hard, play hard.

Weapon of Choice: Preparedness is the most effective weapon...unless the guy has a bike chain.

Astrological Sign: Leo

Favorite Donut: Almond Croissant

Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything from "Sweet Charity"

What did you want to be when you grew up?
6'
Reason for joining the force?
To be out in the fresh air, busting crack heads.

Undercover Identity: "Continental Gentleman"

Why I love Reno: Just 3 1/2 hours to San Francisco

Nickname: Ace

Age: 41

Rank: Deputy

Height: 5' 7"

Personal Motto: Criminals are the vomit of society and we (the law) are the sawdust.

Weapon of Choice: Colt 45 or a sawed-off shotgun

Astrological Sign: Scorpio

Favorite Donut: Bear Claw

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by The Captain And Tennille

What did you want to be when you grew up?
River raft guide, but I refused to give CPR.

Reason for joining the force?
The force joined me. I am the universe of law and the law found me.

Undercover Identity: Rick

Why I love Reno: A place where you can still feel good about being a white American.

Nickname: Clemmy

Age: Give me a break.

Rank: Deputy

Height: As a showgirl, 5'8"; as a cop, 5'7"

Personal Motto: Take a bite out of crime, and look good doing it.

Weapon of Choice: My knee in a perp's groin.

Astrological Sign: Libra

Favorite Donut: I prefer chocolate chip cookies.

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Kiss" by Prince. I have a whole routine that I do, and it always earns me free drinks and plenty of phone numbers!

What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a dancer or some kind of celebrity. I took dance classes growing up with Reno Parks & Rec., and then I dropped out of high school my senior year cuz I lied about my age and got a job dancing in Branson, MO. I couldn't stand the family atmosphere, so I came back to Reno. I danced in shows around here for a while, and worked as a magician's assistant. I'm proud that I was able to set a goal and reach it.

Reason for joining the force?
It hit me during a magic show when I was bound and gagged and locked in a box waiting to be turned into an erotic looking duck that I was wasting my life. I wanted a powerful, glamorous, sexy job that would allow me to give back to the city that's given me so much, so law enforcement was a no-brainer. I'm an adrenaline junkie baby! While I was going through the academy, I worked weekends handing out flyers at the RV and Camper expos. I still do it sometimes when I need extra cash.

Undercover Identity: Tarragon the pothead

Why I love Reno: I'm the best-looking girl in town, and I'm very popular. Reno has the best of both worlds: high glamour, and real people who aren't phonies.

Nickname: Antisocial bi-polar manic depressive lunatic

Age: 39

Rank: Deputy

Height: 5' 9 1/2" (without arch support insoles)

Personal Motto: If life gets bad enough - there's always suicide.

Weapon of Choice: My wit and charm.

Astrological Sign: Cappy - Aquarius Cusper

Favorite Donut: I'm allergic to flour.

Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything from the "Beaches" soundtrack

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Someone else.

Reason for joining the force?
The doctors thought it would be a good idea to get out of the house.

Undercover Identity: Sex Kitten

Why I love Reno: The climate is good for my asthma.

Nickname: Cherry or Cherish

Age: 34

Rank: Deputy

Height: 5' 2"

Personal Motto: Your head is like a dangerous neighborhood. You don't wanna go in there alone without a flashlight or a gun.

Weapon of Choice: Jesus Christ

Astrological Sign: Scorpio

Favorite Donut: Plain if I have to, but I don't like 'em that much. They remind me of an orifice.

Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything by Melissa Etheridge

What did you want to be when you grew up? A ballerina. Or a systems analyst.

Reason for joining the force? My past is filled with sin and small time crimes and misdemeanors. Enforcing the law is my way of righting all my wrongs- cleaning up my karma Also, they give good benefits.

Undercover Identity: I'm not telling.

Why I love Reno: It's like the emerald city in the Wizard of Oz, but filled with crackwhore and junkies and thieves. Oh my!

Nickname: Junior

Age: 28

Rank: Deputy

Height: 5' 8"

Personal Motto: "Carpe Crakem." Seize the crackhead.

Weapon of Choice: Tear gas

Astrological Sign: I'm not sure

Favorite Donut: Free donuts

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Tequila" by The Champs

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Bass player for Lynyrd Skynrd 2000

Reason for joining the force?
My dad was a cop. Said I could go to juvie or join the force.

Why I love Reno: The people.

Nickname: Rae Rae

Age: None of your business.

Rank: Deputy

Height: With or without my heels?

Personal Motto: You don't have to eat a whole side of a cow to know that it's beef.

Weapon of Choice: Mace of course.

Astrological Sign: I don't believe in Zodiac signs. I believe in the $ sign.

Favorite Donut: Chocolate

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Last Chance" by Donna Summer

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Beautiful. I succeeded.

Reason for joining the force?
I joined for the benefits; I stayed because of the mace.

Undercover Identity: B.B.W.

Why I love Reno: I don't love Reno, but Reno loves me.

Nickname: Jonesy

Age: 29

Rank: Deputy

Height: 6'2"

Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do"

Weapon of Choice: My 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the anus of some criminal's ass.

Astrological Sign: Aquarius, ladies!

Favorite Donut: Bear claws or anything filled with apple stuff.

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or "Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX

What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be Sidney Poitier.

Reason for joining the force?
As a kid, I viewed the movie "In the Heat of the Night," and when I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I know that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to being a cop than slapping white men, you can use a closed fist too!

Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the time; Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell... Old 7-Up Guy.

Why I love Reno: I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes know my name.