Slow at most things, but always willing to give anything a shot, Zippy was quickly 'set up' to play on the team by a few late nights of drinking and coersion. Currently Zippy isn't aware that there are any other positions on the field besides Blitzer. As the Idlers figure it, if he knew, he might not want to play Blitzer. And if he dosent, one of them would probally have to . . .

It seemed like a good idea at the time, what else can he say?

Brother to Ricky, Roxy tends to be the more violent and impulsive of the two. Hopefully, that spirit will serve him well in his position as Blitzer. If not, theres a rumor going around about some kinda bet between Roxy and Ricky on whoever scores first. I don't even wanna know what the two of them bet.

When the Idlemancers formed up, they found themselves a few people shy of a team. Especially lacking on the Blitz-player front, they began to try to find a few people and convince them to join. Norbert was one of the ones who didn't need much coercion.

Longtime neighbor of Karl, Norbert had saved up years worth of anger at his old job - chartered accountancy. Grateful to Karl for getting him on the field and letting him take out his anger at people who can't even calculate the net LLC income of a family of four with exceptions 37, 22a, and 42d-42g, hes out for vengance.

Brother to Roxy, Ricky tends to be the more thoughtful and stubborn of the two. Hopefully, that spirit will serve him well in his position as your standard run-of-the-mill lineman. If not, theres a rumor going around about some kinda bet between Roxy and Ricky on whoever scores first. I don't even wanna know what the two of them bet.

Mastermind of the whole "lets stop drinking booze, and start drinking booze and beating the crap outta people" plan, Karl is a little proud that they actually managed to start a team that went beyond the "lets have a beer and think about it" stage. Towards the end, you did not want to be around him though. He loves the booze more than any of the other Idlemancers, and rumor has it they had to restart the Blood Bowl Team fund more than once when he broke into it and converted it into booze before anyone could stop him.

If you ask any of the Idlemancers, they'll speak volumes about Linden. How he'd always offer to get you another beer (if he ever got up to get one for himself), or how he'd let you borrow his spare rake (You break it, i'm gonna do more than just break your face). In fact, Linden tends to be the go-to guy for just about anything you might need. Its just, well, he tends to be a little lazy. Not showing up, skipping practice, drinking at home rather than go out drinking, you get the picture. With his attitude and powerful trash-talking skills he brought to drinking games, the Idlemancers figured him for the perfect Blitzer. Linden never showed up to practice though (cept that one time, but that was an accident) and got regulated to lineman. Lets just hope he remembers to show up for games.