"If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?"

"I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine."

"Terry McAuliffe and the other Democrats should pay close attention to their talking points these days. That nut job running Iran, President — let's see if I can pronounce it — Ahmadinejad, sent President Bush a letter, and if it weren't postmarked Tehran, it might have been mistaken for a crank letter from an angry leftist in L.A. or Boulder or Cambridge, Massachusetts. Christians are not acting like Christians, says the Iranian president. Democrat talking point. WMD lies, says the Iranian president. Democrat talking point. Human rights abuses in Gitmo. Another Democrat talking point. The gap between haves and have-nots. The Iranian president and the Dems in lockstep on that one, too."

"We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation."

Although a Vampire, Sarah Palin ventures out amongst the thralls to gain their support.

Beats out 4 former thralls who were tied to become the biggest MVP of all time in the team's history. Then earned another after our longest living Vampire got a 5th as well. Continued collecting MVPs until hitting 9 and rolling doubles: almost too good to believe, even if it is on a spp heavy DP thrall. Scored his first touchdown in his 57th game.


highest ff: 18

Did you know? : D.W.A.R.F. earned princevaliant both a Massive Winning Streak award and then, 5 days later, a Losing Streak Award.

Did you know? : D.W.A.R.F. would have won the May '08 Ranked Championship but decided not to sit out a 12/0/0 record and to play Synn's Minor-winning Hobgoblins, Mr. Stabby's Revenge. Relief at not winning the cherry-picker's championship was soon squashed when a friendly coach pointed out that princevaliant (using the D.W.A.R.F.s exclusively) had already won the Championship several months earlier...

Did you know? : D.W.A.R.F. lost 3-0 in their rematch against Agenda42's Chaos Dwarfs, but retired the entire team by aging his star Bull.

Did you know? D.W.A.R.F. had at least one Vampire for the first 88 games in a row. Game 89 featured two firsts: first match without a single Vampire, and first match with 12 Thralls on the roster. The team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=485005">retired</a> a Chaos Dwarf team, though without a concession, with 10/12 thralls. The concession was achieved in game <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2298277">90</a> with all 12 thralls against Chaos Dwarfs, but did not result in retirement. After that Vampires returned to the team.

Did you know? D.W.A.R.F. needed 102 matches before they broke TR200 - opponents go really hard on Republicans!

First 104 matches played in LRB4.

Former member of the disbanded DMU - I was first, and I shall go on.
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