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Topper Harley
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
15
B
48
P
-1
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Tackle
Topper went from top pilot to top killing machine.

He uses his M60 to <b>BLOCK</b> his opponents to devastating effect
99% of enemies that shoot at him miss...
Is he a good <b>DODGE</b> or are they just really bad shots?
Austin 'Danger' Powers
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
18
B
76
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
<b>"Yeah Baby Yeah!"</b>

A top spy in her Majesty's secret service

All secret agents have extensive combat training,
and Austin has mastered the <b>"Judo Chop!"</b>

He uses this deadly technique to <b>BLOCK</b> his opponents.
His <b>MIGHTY BLOW</b> ensures that they stay down!
 
Sheriff Bart
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
22
B
35
P
5
F
0
G
8
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG
<b>"Telegram for Mungo!"</b>

(I so couldn't put in the actual quote to the pic!)

Super smooth and more than a match for the Evil Hedley Lamarr!

He uses his position as sheriff to <b>BLOCK</b> the railroad being built through ROCK RIDGE
Dark Helmet
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
21
B
16
P
-2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Master of the dark side of the <b>Schwartz</b>

He uses <b>BLOCK</b> at will against his enemies

He likes to play with action figures.
 
The Killer (doofus)
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
28
B
24
P
4
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
+MA
"Hello Cindy..."

Constantly working on his Cardio...
His <b>+MA</b> makes him faster than the average man!

"Do you have ANY IDEA how much cardio it takes to be a serial killer?
It's not easy giving the victim the impression I'm always WALKING, not RUNNING at them!"
Nick Rivers
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
15
P
11
F
1
G
10
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Cool, good looking, and an all American...

2 out of 3 isn't bad is it?
 
Shorty
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
17
B
22
P
2
F
1
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
He Likes to smoke. <b>Toke,Toke,Toke,toke!</b>

Stoned out of his mind, this acts as a pain <b>BLOCK</b>
He always manages to <b>DODGE</b> serial killers and the law!
Jack Spade
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
9
B
21
P
-2
F
1
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
A wisecracking Badass, He was raised on the streets. He can easily <b>BLOCK</b> crime in his hood.
 
Dr. Evil
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
28
B
18
P
18
F
16
G
10
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Diving Tackle
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"

Dr. Evil went to Evil school, where he became a very <b>Dirty Player</b>
Robin
#14
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
18
B
16
P
-1
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
"Unlike most actors that have played Robin, I have an ENGLISH accent!"

He steals from the rich, and gives to the poor!
 
Dracula
#15
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
2
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-av, -ma, m
Skills
I vant to bite your neck!

Old Drak realised too late that a cloak is not an effective piece of armour...
Frank Drebin
#16
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
12
P
2
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Quite possibly the clumsiest man alive, but he always avoids injuring himself.

Franks really can pull off a good <b>DODGE</b>