Nathanial, the teams Captin and Star Player, has been instrumental in the creation of the team, whether it was Soothing an Irate Hydra with a Pitchfork back in his Homeland, or Faking a West Country accent in order to calm the elves of the forest whom they received funding off.

Favorate Colour: Blue(although he'll settle for yellow if its unavalable)

Although often shunned by the other players for being a bit of a loner, and has a bit of a tendency to wander off and get lost for hours at a time, they never question his talents, and Caligua is a reguler player for the Secrets who never underestimate his abilities, even if he is a bit of a Loser

Also writes a semi-reguler column for the local paper

Attilla is not the smartest member of the Secrets team, it may have been the result of one too many beers after a successful game (and for elves, one IS too many!), or it may have been the dreadful treatment he received from his mother as a baby (Note: it is not good for the upringing of a child to mistake it for a baby Cold One and attempt to feed it to your pet Hydra), but attilla has never been up there at the top of the class.

One Example of his lower-than-average-performance off the pitch is in the team name, it was Attilla who informed the Head Coach that the Forest they had been living in for the last 12 months was called Albion, and despite the large sign that was posted outside his leaftop treehouse at that time, the Coach beleved him and so the team name was born. Due to this mishap, Attilla is now placed as a permanant front line blocker at the start of every match, and no amount of pleading will get his now airsick teamates to give him any sypmathy.

Favorate Biscuit: Chocolate Hobnob

Ghengis is a mean mo'fo of an elf, he sets an example for the rest of the team to follow, with his famous 'stick Caligula's head down the Privy' celebration after every touchdown, whichever team scores, and an extremely sadistic sense of humor, this os one elf to look up to, preferably while grovelling.

He also enjoys Stamp Collecting

After the death of her favorate son Stefanski in the opening match of the OFL, mommaski didnt mourn, she got mad, a rock thrown by her later on in the match just after half time Knocked out the Coaers lineman, allowing Nathanial to make a break for the End Zone. After seeing this tremendous act of strength, the head coach decided to hire Mommaski full time to make up for the loss of her son, this has proved to be well founded, as she is now one of the most ferocious players on the team!

Also Doubles up as the Team Cook, Specialty: Boiled Swamp Toad (A regional delicacy from the Secrets owm Island)

Kablowski and his late brother Stefanski are both extrmely accomplished players, although slightly less reclusive and more social than his brother was, Kablowski still is mistrusted by the majority of the team. This may have somthing to do with a prank he once pulled at a party celebrating a win over their long time rivals the 'Crankwood Rippers', after which the majority of the team were treated for second Degree burns, and the head coach had to have the 'Rippers' team mascot surgicly removed from a very painful place!

After the death of his brother in the opening match of the OFL, kablowski became even more reclusive than ever, now he stayes away for days at a time, visiting his brothers grave in the middle of the night. There are rumors of the sounds of feasting coming from the woods where his brother was buried in the night, but these have never been proven, at least by anyone whois still around to talk about it

Cultivates a small ''herb'' garden in his spare time

Wenceslas is suprisingly generous, for a Dark Elf that is, after every game, win or lose, he gives out presents to the opposing teams fans, no-one knows whaere he gets these presents from, or where the recipients end up for that matter...

Has a pet Hydra named 'Binky' who he always brings along to games as half time entertainment for the Secret's fans

As the only Female player on the Secret's starting lineup, Madison has alot to live up too. Despite the open-mindedness of the rest of her teammates, there is some questionning of her position on the team, with her questionnable relationship with the team coach, and the exuberant lodgings she shares with the rest of the team, they are unlikly to want to kick her out any time soon!

Has her own range of (rather spiky) underwear that she models for the winning team after matches. The line is known in the Old World as 'The Madison Secret Collection'

A suprisingly religious BloodBowl player, Matthias prays before and after every game, because of this he is often picked out as a bit of a softie (even for an elf) by others, and this is often their mistake as the gods appear to take this young elf extrmelly seriously. Escaping injury and death by the skin of his teeth every time, the elf leads a life of amazing luck, scoring by the skin of his teeth every time, although one day his luck will run out, to the delight and celebration of his opponants.

Nickname: That Lucky Git(often followed by a seies of grumbling about how he be dead but he was cheating, obviously)

Ignatius is an agressive-reclusive-madman according to the psycologists, but according to the fans, he's a star! unafraid of anything he charges into the most impssible situations, often with suprising results (he's still alive 'aint he!) when the whistle blows for full time ignatius has to be dragged off the pitch into the waiting arms of his carer and her 'friendly' suit of chains.

Favorate Meal: Liver with Fava beams and a nice Chianti

Hephastus is a giant of an elf, he is twice the weight of a normal elf, and has three times the stomach. often eating out the entire team by himself. When he steps out onto the pitch the oppsition look on in awe, as they see how such a huge man (well, elf) can have all the grace and agility of every other elf on the team. of course, they dont look on for very long, as soon their running as far as possible from him and his explicit knowlage of the anatomy of old world races

Enjoys trampling small snotling settlements in his spare time