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Rushmore Academy
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
You're a real jerk to me, you know that?
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
(in a letter written in crayon)
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Your Friend,
Dirk
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+ST
Diving Tackle
This is my baseball field.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Do you think we're going to have sex?
Sheep dogs have been in my family... for sixteen generations! Dating back to the Borgias...The family crest... is the image of a sheep dog, pissing into a gondola.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
--punches brother and grunts--
--punches brother and grunts--
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Best play ever, man.
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Guard
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.