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It's Fisher!
#1
Head Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
Magnus Buchan
#2
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
7
B
171
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
14
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Margaret Yang iii
#3
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
28
B
44
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
You're a real jerk to me, you know that?
Dirk the Third
#4
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
(in a letter written in crayon)
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Your Friend,
Dirk
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Your Friend,
Dirk
Herman Blume
#5
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
7
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Lil Coach Beck
#6
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
22
B
28
P
-1
F
1
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+ST
Diving Tackle
This is my baseball field.
Rosemary Cross Four
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Do you think we're going to have sex?
Serpico 4
#9
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
2
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sheep dogs have been in my family... for sixteen generations! Dating back to the Borgias...The family crest... is the image of a sheep dog, pissing into a gondola.
Ronny Blume
#10
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
43
B
21
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
--punches brother and grunts--
Donny Blume
#14
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
7
B
28
P
-4
F
0
G
14
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
--punches brother and grunts--
Mr. Littlejeans, IV, Esquire
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
9
B
11
P
-1
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Best play ever, man.
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
#16
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
50
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Guard
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