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Skipt Longtail hits the gym hard. Opponents have noted that Skipt often lifts weights and runs laps after games.
He also enjoys a rather dangerous "herbal" supplement: warp-ade.
Warp-ade, ground up warpstone mixed with sugar water, is all the rave in the skaven leagues. But Empire Wizards, especially those trained in Jade magic, have voiced significant concern.
"You cannot...and by all means should not...drink warpstone!" One flustered Jade wizard yelled during a recent interview.
Skipt apparently doesn't care about the risks. He's just looking for another way to enhance his game.
"I plan to kill 10 opponents this year," Skipt chuckled.
Skipt facts:
With a terrible hit, Skipt injured star beastman Spaghetti (preventing him from playing in the first round of the 08 Lil Jug).
Skipt recently mutated; he now has two wicked horns protruding from his head.
Hokuss was captured by a chaos sorcerer as a very young rat. Several year later he managed to escape from the sorcerer's prison, but he was a changed skaven.
"He had seen the nasties," close friend Skipt Longtail said grimly.
Many believe that Hokuss has done more than "see" the nasties. His play is erratic, but it is also periodically supernatural.
"Four touchdowns in a single game," Jangal Hutch chuckled, "you know that ain't normal."
Hokuss facts:
Hokuss experienced a recent mutation; his legs are now twice as long as a normal skaven. "I told yah he had the chaos magic in 'im," Jangal mumbled.