Since joining the team, Kia has realised that if he pretends to know how to pick up the ball and throw it, he can stay towards the back of the field away from all the danger. Sadly his ability to hold on to the ball and pass it accurately is woeful.

What can you really say about the player that has turned up to 11 games without earning a single SPP? On a team of losers, this guy sets the standard!

With some practise Rin might actually be able to stay standing. Perhaps his blocking will improve with the practice he's had.

Apparently this little elf's been hitting the weights room and learning martial arts, as he seems quite happy to play the blocking game at the moment. Let's hope he stays alive...

Slightly stronger and slightly slower than the rabbit. Possibly some sort of badger. Also doomed to be roadkill.

Fast and agile. Like a fast agile rabbit. Doomed to be roadkill sooner or later.

A ST2 catcher who thinks he can block... Should be amusing. For my opponent more than myself I guess.

Sly tried his best to emulate Ora and to go for the "laziest elf ever" award, but accidentally passed the ball once, putting him infinitely ahead of his rival for the most-used seat in the dugout.

Quite simple a clone of Dashel, but hopefully he won't be picking up the niggling injury... damn crowds

Tim would like one day to join the table of greatest ever treeman players. Not a table as in rows and columns, but an actual table made of wood. Because, you know, he's a tree. And trees make wood. And joiners make things out of wood. And a table is often a thing made by joiners. So it's funny.