Simpleton Slice hates playing second fiddle to Warblin Sack. In fact the two blockers end up brawling at least twice a day. Slice is very jealous of Warblin's fame and his rapport with the media.

Slice prides himself on breaking into the backfield and decimating opponents with solo tackles, and has quite an impressive post kill celebration.

Height: 6'11
Weight: 335
Likes: Piling On to Elf Players
Dislikes: Warblin Sack

Boney is known around the league as the silent assassin. He never makes waves, never fouls, and get along with everyone. However this bland demeanor hides a brutal tackling demon.

Boney's hits can only be described as bone crushing.

Oddly, Boney's best friend is Warblin Sack.

Height: 6'6
Weight: 365lbs
Likes: His trophy room of skulls harvested on the pitch
Dislikes: Everything else
Other: Voted most likely to lead the league in decapitations by the Orc OFL Booster Society.

The fourth member of the Blockateers fearsome front four, Spears prides himself on his ability to generate turn overs.

By launching his massive body through the air like some rotund green javelin, Spears consistently delivers abdomen splitting blocks. Literally. He once cut a rather gooey zombie in half with the razor sharp edges of his shoulder pads.

Height: 6'6
Weight: 355lbs
Likes: His spike tipped helmet (he calls it Gore'don)
Other: Voted Orc most likely to figure out a way to be launched by an ogre by the Junior Goblin Aviators Club.

Gron Lynch is the working Orc's hero!

He constantly does good deeds around the city of Horrida (he organizes the bi-weekly lynchings).

Tough as old boot leather and meaner than a drunk centaur, when Gron Lynch lays the smack upon thee you tend to stay down.

Height: 6'1
Weight: 275
Likes: Lynchings you moron!
Dislikes: Anything that prevents a good lynchin'!
Other: Poster Orc for the Orca-Cola company.

Rondar the Barbarian is a former Savage Ork spear chucka from the bayou that lies to the west of Horrida.

A superb all around player, Rondar hits with the best and runs with the rest.

His identical twin brother Ticky plays for the Falkrape Falchions of the NBBL.

Height: 5'10
Weight: 245
Likes: Sleeping with Ticky's harem
Dislikes: Being called Ticky

Bron Killer devotes himself to the study of positional defence. He is always around the ball waiting to tip a pass... or even better intercept it.

Bron, much like Boney is a rather reclusive individual. However, after a great interception or TD, Bron will display a rather heady case of "prime-time" syndrome. This usually leads to a rather bloody drubbing at the hands of his mates.

Height: 6'2
Weight: 235
Likes: Causing havoc on the pitch
Other: Voted player most likely to be Lynched by Gron Lynch by the Gron Lynch Hang em High Women's Auxillary.

The true leader of the Blockateers. Dagger Brooks is the "real deal" and is considered the best Orc Blitzer in the OFL.

Whether its blitzing the passer, hunting down a receiver, or just slappin some jokah around, Brooks can do it all.

He has been the Horrida Orc of the Year for the last 5 years and is perhaps the most respected player on the roster. He is certainly the highest paid.

Height: 6'4
Weight:255
Turn-ons: XXX rated orcanime
Dislikes: People who ask him about his dislikes

Called the Lurking Nasty by both team mates and opponents. Quarrels does the dirty work for the Blockateers. Always looking for an opportunity to give some one the boot, he lurks in the backfield until a star player is knocked over.

Rumour has it he fouled his own son in the Blockateers Father-Son Blood Bowl game.

Height: 6'2
Weight: 267
Likes: Shivs and brass knuckles.
Dislikes: Perceptive Refs.

Wight Smack is streaky player. He's either red-hot and snagging balls left and right, or he's invisible. We were going to interview Wight Smack, but he's such an aggravating bastard we decided not to bother.

Height: 5'11
Weight: 243lbs
Likes: Lithium laced halfling juice
Dislikes: When Warblin Sack hides his happy pills.

By far the most annoying player on the Blockateers. We hate him. His teammates hate him. His mother, Grok bless her soul, hated him, and rumour is even his fan club hates him.

How this stunted speciman of orc inadequacy manages to stay on the roster is beyond the understanding of this humble reporter. Although, talk around the team says he has some rather explicit pictures of head coach Spawn Gruesome and a rather oddly equipped dark elf player.

Height: 4'1
Weight: 172lbs
Likes: Who cares
Dislikes: We don't know but I bet its a long list.