No one is quite sure what Bob's job function is. He roams the halls, coffee in hand, nodding in polite acknowledgment to people he passes. He's just so big, and he's been around the office for so long, no one has had the courage to ask.

Rumor has it that he's the majority share holder of Entropy Inc. Another rumor is that he's just the company's mascot. In any case, when he's on the pitch, Bob is Chairman of the Board, and he lets everyone know it.

Mr. Jansen likes his women the way he likes his donuts--warm, glazed, and dunked in coffee. He's the resident lecher of Entropy Inc. and there's no mistaking it. He's got the hottest team of secretaries and assistants and he's out on the pitch playing to impress them--and recruit a cheerleader or two to add to his in-office harem.

Mr. Marlow let's nothing by him. On the field and off, he's got his nose in everything, from the company's business ventures, to the team's recruitment propositions. He let's nothing by without putting his mark on it in some way, including the opposing team.

People call Mr. Marlow an overbearing jackass--just not to his face.

CSO Biggs is a morning person. You know the type; They wake up 3 hours early, they arrive at work with a smile on their face, and they sound so happy to be alive at 7:30 AM when most people just want to crawl back under a rock to sleep another few hours.

Just like the at the office, Biggs is the first to practice every day. He's the team's resident "nice guy," greeting everyone with a smile and an enthusiastic "Hello!" or "Good Afternoon!" even as he impales them with his horns during a blitz.

Mr. Newman's duties in the office have carried over to the team. Mr. Newman oversees the teams finances, and he counts every penny trying to make the team as fiscally efficient as possible.

Many people on the team dislike him because he is seen as a tight-wad, attempting to spare every expense, from buying cheaper (and lower quality) uniforms and equipment to refusing to hire quality groundskeepers for the team's home stadium. It can't be argued that he does his job effectively, however--since taking the position on the team, the team's debts have fallen dramatically. With a good season or two in the books, they'll finally be out of the red!

Doubling as the team's statistician, Mr. Graham is the quiet sort, on and off the field. Though it took a long time for his better qualities to be noticed, Mr. Graham climbed the ranks of the company on intellect and merit alone, as his interpersonal skills are somewhat lacking.

On the field, he does not bring cheers to the throng's the team's adoring fans--but he doesn't bring boos either. His play and mannerisms are deliberate and meticulous, actually making him one of the best, most reliable players on the field. But without that flare for the dramatic, he goes largely unnoticed as a remarkable player.