Groooooola has a sad story to tell. She left her husband after he drunkenly demolished the bridge they lived under together. He'd had a bit too much sulphuric lava for the evening and stumbled into the keystone, making the whole building collapse on top of her. Groooola slept through the tons of masonry falling on top of her, but seeing the bridge she loved collapsed into the river and the love of her life passed out on top of it, she decided enough was enough.

After three days of aimless wondering she encountered the Neksnapper Laydeez, and after eating one of the goblins, decided that this was the life for her.