After a match against a human team, Seraphimred was confronted by a reporter who presented him with the statistics of this match . The statistics showed that Chewie
had caused two more casualties on the human team than Seraphimred. The reporter then went on to suggest that a polling of the team’s fans have showed that Chewie should be playing 1st position instead of Seraphimred. When asked to comment Seraphimred had the following to say: ”…uuuuuuuuh…… burghhg ....uuuuhm” and proceeded to severely injure the reporter. Be it off or on the field, Seraphimred always causes a casuality and that is why he wears jersey number 1.

Written by coach Quagamire