He's the only smoker I know among my friends hence the name... yes he is a little whimpy in size and drinking performance but makes up in umm... hmmm... enthusiasm and ermm.... something else... which is... supposed to be a compliment... you get the idea ;-)
He is also the oldest amongst my friends... he is getting old... very old...

RUN HANS RUN!!

Troels was actually with me and tricked me into this fumbbl thing and yes... you can tell by HIS name and HIS skills... I wanted to give him tackle to get those dodging elves but noooo.... he wanted pro wait let me quote him: "PRO!!" see... I will laugh the day he gets nothing but dodged, so far he is ok allthough he was on the edge of getting fired... I mean if YOU had a blitzer and he not once but TWICE couldn't score the touchdown that will make the game a draw and fails a last going for it AT THE GOAL LINE!! reroll you say? nope didn't work... actually only bad thing I know about him in RL is he's from Sweden... not so cool as REAL Danes... not that I'm a real Dane but umm... ok I shut up....<break>
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and this is Trolle's bigbrother no wait... little brother yes (it's hard to tell he's much more mature :p) little brother Per or as they say in Sweden Pär... wonder when they will get his name right...
Well he's always a fresh breeze and his presence encourages us to drink morem party more and of course to drink more!
The only real cool thing they got is their page:

http://dagpage.mine.nu/

ah yes... my most dedicated fan to this team... actually he deserves a few brownie points ;-)
He can't catch a ball and never could allthough he did do it once in the game and made a touchdown... never knew Hell really would freeze...
Anyway I know he looks scary but trust me... he's harmless very very harmless he can't pile he can't injure anything allthough at rare times he seem to be able to knock people down... personaly I think they just pity him and lay down but don't tell him, he might lose his last shred of dignity... hmmm... point taken no dignity left and I know it's too late but umm... damn you can't even defend the man lol :-)

And this is our storyteller... yes I roleplay vamp. the masq. and I was gonna get some name like Johan the stupid but it was 5 am and Trolle already went to sleep... all I oculd think of was finish this team get it aproved and play when I woke up!
Oh yes... this excuse goes for any name you might find whimpy hehe ;-)
Anyway he seems to cash in the spp with minimum effort allthough his soft spot is women... those amazons can really crush him...

And mister loverboy here... you know I used to see him every single day until he got his girlfriend... know I'm lucky if I see him once every second week!!
He's whipped and chained.... he's practically married!! yes I know I know but hey what can you do?
Maybe I should free him from the clutches of evil incarnate.... but then... he might think of payback.... blind date!! Anyway he'll be sorry sooner or later... hopefully sooner :-p

I've met this friend through a viking net game... he was our chief for the clan and thx to our might and insight we won three times!! He IS a chief blessed with luck and if it's really bad you'll have to rub him on you for extra luck ;-)
He will probably always be our chief but never really obeyed and yes... he is the smallest and most fragile amongst giants ;-)
He is also big brother to Muspelheim.

He got his injury by getting thrown out to the fans... and we all learned to never stay too close to cheering fans when there is a frenzy minotaur running towards you!!
Anyway we met him through that viking game as well... he's little brother to the goblin, yes I know don't ask me ask their parents :-p
Anyway there isn't much in him except he councils his brother but then he gets his advise from us so...
He might not be terrifying but he sure can drink beer all things considered ;-)

Kris is big brother to Mikkel KarateOrc, he's in some karate club as well the same Mikkel went actually... well you see his little brother got the brown belt and no big brother is gonna get his butt whupped by his baby brother so... speaking of age actually he is the oldest no I mean THE oldest he's OLD no ANCIENT!! ok he's 27 not really old...

This friend of mine has brown belt in umm... some karate-kick-ass-fight-thing anyway he knows lot of ermm... stuff... actually I have no clue what he calls them to me he'll always be Fraiser... Fraiser "the ancient history expert" and opera lover!! YUCK!!
He's the little brother to Kris SamuraiOrc.

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He's the young cousin to Kjartong Loverboy... he's strong really strong and he's a champion rower... hmmm.... did I spell that right??
He's great guy a little young... like baby young but still he umm... hmm... something good... damn.... :-p

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Well... this friend of mine cheats whenever he can, "legal" cheats of course I know what the hell is legal cheats lol I don't know either but that's how it is ;-)
He can't fight and the only reason he might be on top is cause he kicks at no no places or other soft spots... if you have one he'll find it but all things considered a heavy ogre or troll landing on him will always take care of the problem :-p