I wanted to ask you a question. It's gonna sound a little strange, just think about it for a second, okay?

And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God.

Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am

She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

Are we green?

God already left Africa.

Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!