Interviewer "Hello big guy, can I talk with you about the match?"
Grazznich "Huh, ju fut?"
Interviewer "No no, I taste awful no need to try me out, but what about the match, any comments?"
Grazznich "No fut? Me like fut."
Interviewer "But what about match?"
Grazznich "Matz? We beet oters, we eat fut."
Interviewer "Ok, but what about Hanubil staying out with an injury almost all of the match?"
Grazznich "He get no fut."
Interviewer "Ok, but overall a satisfying match you think?"
Grazznich "We win, we eat goot fut."
Interviewer "Thank you for the interview Grazznich. And back to studio."

What a first match for Hanubil Ogrerider and the "All Eatin' Ogres".
He just wasn't stopable.

Interviewer "How do you se the match Hanubil?"
Hanubil "I tink i just got da ball and go to da ent zone wit it. One of dem Biggies had tolt me to do dat, or he eat me."
Interviewer "So it was of pure fear you was that good?"
Hanubi "Feer, me not afrait of dem biggies, dey can not catz us small ones, can dey?"
Interviewer "Not sure about that one, but you might have a point there. How are you going to celebrate the victory"
Hanubil "I wil go to da table and eat some meat, da coatz has put some good on i tink, and maybe we wil drink for de dead Fireeater."
Interviewer "Ok, have a nice feast, and good luck in your next matches."

After second match!

Interviewer "Hanubil, you have now been elected team captain after just two matches, how do you feel about it?"
Hanubil "I tink itz good."
Interviewer "And do you have any idea of why you were elected?"
Hanubil "I tink itz becauz dem oters tink me is good."
Interviewer "Ok, I got that part, but could it be because you have been outstanding in first match, and now in second match did the teams first casualty? A casualty that seem to inspire the team alot."
Hanubil "Yez, dat coud be reson. Me got out wit head-hurt wen I hit dat elf. Tink dem oters on team wanted to get me revenz. Dey pait bak, me tink."
Interviewer "I see, your KO on the cas hit got you out for a while, and your teammates got angry and hit back for you. You were some kind of inspiration for them?"
Hanubil "Dat was wot me just tell you, you not listen? You get taste of Hanubil fizt? You wil get tast of ogre fizt tu? You wil..."
Interviewer "...And we thank you Hanubil, have a nice feast after the match, I have heard that they are serving elf tonight, bye for now"

3rd match

Interviewer "Hanubil, a comment about the game?"
Hanubil "Go awai!"
Interviewer "You didn't do much in that match, was a lot out of the game, any reason for that?"
Hanubil "Go awai!"
Interviewer "Good word again, but do you see the lack of scoring as a result of so many failed throws by the ogres?"
Hanubil "I sai go awai now! Or I get big onez to smaz ju!"
Interviewer "Ok, ok... I'm out of here. And return to the studio after a long match that ended 0-0."
Hanubil "GO AWAI NOW!"

5th match

Interviewer "Hanubil, once again you where elected as MVP, any comments"
Hanubil " I'm da best, no ting els to sai!"
Interviewer "But it was Barnabus that made the victory and had a daring flight in the end of 2nd half"
Hanubil "Baaah, I tel him dad he hat to do dad. Me is da best!"
Interviewer "Ok, you still are the best, can we expect to see something as daring from your side in your next match?"
Hanubil "Me alwais do fun tings, me do like dad next mats!"
interviewer "Thank you very much for your time, and have a nice dinner now."
Hanubil "We get foot now, yez!"