<div align="left">Vorpal Blade Bastard was drafted for the original lineup.<img align="right" src="http://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/discus/messages/5921/95437.jpg">

Coach's Statement:
I don't know, if he will be the best guy for the job i want him to do, to be honest a troll was more what I thought of, but he came to me, and the way he...erm... "asked" to be drafted fully convinced me. I see him as a key player vs. Jabberwocky. The coach, not his team....

Player's Statement:
I bring you Jabber's head. Bodies are mine.

Match performances:
-<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2082859">Mixed feelings come along with Vorpals performance in the hot match vs. Ushabti. He was highly motivated, not missing one move, coming back after going down KO. On the other hand, several doubleskulls and no CAS... Got to be getting better.</a>
-2 beautiful SI dorfs...harrharrharr....

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<div align="left">Sissy McWhine was drafted after the fourth match.<img align="right" src="http://www.reproarte.com/files/images/W/winterhalter_franz_xaver/winterhalter_sissi.jpg">

Coach's Statement:
The first player I was able to draft after the league started and I think she will be a wonderful partner for the Offensive Wok.

Player's Statement:
I am very delighted to join such a magnificent team. The Cuddlers are way better than their performances might suggest. I hope I will be a part of the road of success this team will take.

Match performances:
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<div align="left">Huggy Bear was drafted for the original lineup.<img align="right" src="http://www.morelamb.com/pages/elliot_my-bulldog_com/HuggyBear.JPG">

Coach's statement:
Huggy will be very important for supporting the other players with everything they need. Therefor I hope he will become a backbone of our defense, perhaps a strong guy ready for the line of scrimmage.

Player's statement:
Psst... need somethin'... dope... coke... infos... pink cotton... I have it all dude...

Match performances:
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<div align="left">Tokio Bill was drafted for the original lineup.<img align="right" src="http://pics.centerblog.net/pic/cinemablogeragon/w306imts.jpg">

Coach's statement:
Trying to convince him to play for the team was really pretty clear in an early phase of the drafting period. This has 2 mayor reasons, a) he will bring fans in masses to our plays, though i can barely think of a useful pitch invasion with them girlies, their screams will help. We have earplugs... b) well... somebody has to take the hits or not?

Player's statement:
I've gotta go through sixteen turns
Behind the elves
To the overtime
'til the clock counts no more
Against the orcs
Alongside the beasts
And when I'm on the ropes I remember
Sometime we will run together
Through sixteen turns
Then everything'll be alright

Coach's second statement:
See? Earplugs....

Match performances:
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<div align="left">Dead Teddy was drafted for the original lineup.<img align="right" src="http://www.dragonballyee.com/blogpics/2006/08August/DSC_6663.jpg">

Coach's Statement:
Dead Teddy has the true heart of a soldier. He is the oldest player in my team, and though none of them have ever entered a bloodbowl arena as a player, I am tempted to call Ted "experienced". He has fought in battles all over the countries and delivered the true meaning of the color "pink" to little beastmen in all kinds of different lands.

Player's Statement:
I don't know yet how good i can handle that ball, but I will do my best. Despite that, my military record is flawless. I was even honored by serving legends like "Freiherr von Schmaussss" in several encounters.

Match performances:
-The fans voted him to be the MvP in the Match vs the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2072376">TechnoVikings</a>

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<div align="left">Puppy McSweetheart was drafted for the original lineup.

Coach's statement:
Ain't he cute?

Player's statement:
Ain't I cute?

Match performances:
-Was loved by the crowd AND by khorne, for hitting a necromantic player hard!

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<div align="left">Count Monster Muschi was drafted for the original lineup.<img align="right" src="http://www.packthecat.com/PersistenceOfVision/Pictures/MonsterCat.jpg">

Coach's Statement:
I drafted this Muschi to put some female spirit in the team. Women have the ability to support each other better and decorate the endzone with soft toys in a way men seldome do.

Player's Statement:
I just wanted to state clear, that the rumours about my relationship to Edmund Stoibers wife are totally wrong. I have a proud line of ancestors, that all had a very fluffy fur!

Match performances:
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