18 February 2008: 'Cheep is a option QB with an attitude. In his rookie debut, he taught a dark elf the meaning of pain, scoring the team's first casualty.

2 March 2008: Twitter is the rock star of the team. With his nearly supernatural speed and agility, he could have a very successful career--provided that he can stay healthy. The only question is what kind of career will that be?

2 March 2008: Just because he's the kicker, doesn't mean that Tweeki is a sissy. He has a casualty under his belt, and he has been one of the team's most consistent blockers.

1 March 2008: He's a fan favorite, though no one really knows why. He's been pounded into the mud, stepped on, and even had his skull cracked. Nonetheless, he keeps coming back to play center. In tribute to this rat whose days are numbered, the fans have awarded two MVPs.

1 March 2008: Skahbbers may be the stupidest Rat Ogre in the league. In his first three games, he spent more time roaring and falling over--and looking generally confused--than he did actually hitting something.

2 March 2008: Everyone's favorite slavering idiot finally showed some worth on the pitch. As a reward for a half-way competent game (and a particularly savage block), Skahbber was rewarded an MVP. He was so emotional at the awards ceremony that he ate the referee and the commissioner.