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Anaestetist I
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
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1
AV
9
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0
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0
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0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Always Hungry
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
She's able to sedate organ donors in mere seconds, using her bare hands. Sure, quite a few of them never wake up again, but as long as the wanted organ is retrieved, this is not much of a problem.
Amputator I
#2
Troll
MA
4
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5
AG
1
AV
9
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0
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0
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0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
Always Hungry
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Tearing limbs from a patient like a halfling chef plucks a chicken, this troll nurse is most valuable for the team. Also, she's very talented in the arts of pressing the blood out of a blood donor, leaving nothing but a greenisch rag.
 
Cor I
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Goblin
MA
6
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2
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3
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7
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0
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3
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Goblin hearts are too small to fit orcs. Therefore the surgeorc stuffs a whole bunch of them into the target orc's torso. Also: the greenskins make splendid bagpipes out of them used in the snotling orchestra.
Cerebrum I
#4
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
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0
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0
F
0
G
2
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0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Despite its relative simplicity the goblin brain is still something of a mystery. Orcs with parts of goblin brains implated usually behave in a unpredictable way, accuire taste for new foodstuff and are sometimes seen running from the battlefield in panic for no reason. However: even a goblin brain is slightly better than none at all.
 
Thyriodea I
#5
Goblin
MA
6
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2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
B
0
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0
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0
G
3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Right Stuff
Stunty
These are important to regulate the bone mass among other things. Orcs want big bones, so they need thyroid glands.
Nephros dexter I
#7
Goblin
MA
6
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2
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3
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7
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0
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0
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0
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
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0
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0
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0
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0
GPP
1
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0
SPP
1
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Kidneys are allways needed. Not so much to save the life of greenskins, but to increase the drinking capacity of the bosses. Therefore prominent orcs often take an extra kidney. So what if a goblin or two have to pay the price?!
 
Nephros sinister I
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
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0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Kidneys are allways needed. Not so much to save the life of greenskins, but to increase the drinking capacity of the bosses. Therefore prominent orcs often take an extra kidney. So what if a goblin or two have to pay the price?!
Cutis II
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
B
0
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0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sometimes skin is needed to patch up important orcs. To harden the skin and to make sure it has impressive scars, goblin donors are put on the field in quite a few games before they're concidered ready.
 
Pancreas I
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Well, these things break sometimes and one'll need a new one.
Diencephalon I
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
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0
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0
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Right Stuff
Stunty
For the surgeorc's bits-box, really. You never know when it'll be of use.
 
Sanguis I
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
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0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Hands
There is a constant need for blood among the captured orcs. Not so much for transfusions, but to sill the ever growing hunger for black pudding.
Hepar II
#13
Goblin
MA
6
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2
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3
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7
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0
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0
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0
F
0
G
1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
As is the case with kidneys, livers are used mostly for drinking purpuoses. The livers aren't improved at all by the goblins playing blood bowl, actually quite the opposit. The donors are put on the field dead drunk to test the quality of the liver: if a goblin can still play half decently, than the liver must be fine.
 
Cerebellum I
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
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3
AV
7
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0
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0
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0
G
2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Stunty
The gobbos are swifter and more agile than most orcs. Therefore cerebellum, with many coordinating functions, are of great use in the back of the orc skull. And the more blood bowl, the better the cerebellum. Unless it's bashed to hard, naturally.
Hepar III
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
B
0
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0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
As is the case with kidneys, livers are used mostly for drinking purpuoses. The livers aren't improved at all by the goblins playing blood bowl, actually quite the opposit. The donors are put on the field dead drunk to test the quality of the liver: if a goblin can still play half decently, than the liver must be fine.