Swashbuckling, dazzle do darer, he's sent more scum to the end of the gang plank than any other on the high seas (except maybe Admiral Tukok the Insane). It goes without saying that few have lived after meeting the Sea Dragons to tell tales of the fearless Captain, but those few tell of a canny man with a glint of malice in his eyes and a will like fire, that burns as his gaze finds you.

Arr, experienced seaman and world-wide renowned writer of (who said really terrible?) sea ditties.