The semi-solid heavy hitter of the team. Does okay when poked in the ribs enough to remind him there's a game going on and even comes through "most" of the time.

More reliable than "Forgetful" Eddie.

Ate one of his own team-mates in his second game. (Poor Lenny)


Team Members Eaten To Date: 1


"Forgetful" Eddie lives up to his name as he spends most of his games standing in place and drooling.

Like his cousin "Boots" MaGoon, "Dirty" Den gets a real kick out of prone players.

Wild and unpredictable, Willie managed to convince someone he could play Blood Bowl. This deranged little git seems to wallow in the chaos that is the essence of the game. The other members of the team still shy away from Willie, especially after a game, when his lunacy is more than even they can handle.

Shamus is a dedicated jogger and truly believes running will prolong his life.

Let's hope he's right...

He's not called "Boots" for nothing. He loves to apply a liberal boot to the heads of prone players.

Got the Block skill, on his first skill roll. (Doubles)

First player on the team to get Block.

Tiny is the smallest of the players and was almost passed over to train with the team. This is because it was assumed Tiny was a Snotling, which brings into question his heritage. Tiny is only a few inches taller than the tallest Snotling and even despite this has managed to earn himself a place on the team.

Little Unger has managed to get himself killed twice so far. Thankfully, the team "Saw Bones" was there to chase away the Grim Reaper. It will be interesting to see how long that Guardian Angel will sit on Unger's fragile little shoulder.

Times Killed: 2 (and counting)

Shorty is only a few inches taller than "Tiny" Smallwood and is so the second smallest player on the team. The two goblins are not related.

As his name implies, Sam has no problem slugging someone who isn't looking.

Second player on the team to get Block.

Perhaps the meanest of the lot, Manning would rather throw blocks than foul. He's always the first one to the LoS, which in the eyes of his peers, seems rather crazy, given the breakable nature of Goblins. Still, one cannot argue with results, Manning or "Mince Meat" as he's called by his team-mates has managed to score a casualty while taking the offensive. Manning may yet have a future as a Blood Bowl player, provided the other side doesn't get him first.


After a few close encounters with near disaster, Manning decided to take up jogging along with Shamus.


He got his Niggling Injury from a cultural clash between Goblins and Rednecks. It seems Manning fell into the "shallow end" of the "gene pool" and bumped his head into the bottom.

Bob is the replacement for Lenny. Hope he lasts longer than Lenny did.

The short and silent type, Grubber gets his name for two reasons. The first is the color of the dirty, stained breeches he wears. The second for a disgusting slobbering sound he makes when he does talk. He also has a rep for most nauseating sounds produced by a living creature.

Filsch or "Sticky Fingers" as he is called by his team mates gets his nickname from his offensive eating habits.