Favorite past-time is attending family reunions in hopes of picking up a date.

Did you know, Billy Joe 'Armstrong' Nation has 7 cousins named Bubba? Billy believes luck just courses threw his family veins. He rubs each of their heads at the start of every season to get some of that luck.

Was recruited from Texas after winning the Shartonville Annual tobacco spittin’ contest by a good 10 yards or so. The exact distance will never be known since the projectile of tobacco was halted around ten yards while taking out the eye of Daryl Cleatus Somner, an event official.

Billy Horton 'Sidewinder' Tullman will miss an occasional game if it is fishin season, deer season, bear season, or any other huntin season. He is a big fan of firearms, explosives (how else do you fish?), and knives. Currently he is on the run from federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.

Did you know - Ed Junior Wiesel's favorite entree is barbecued Spam on the grill.

Cleatus Joe Bob Banks plays Bloodbowl just to see the bodies mangled and broken, whether its the opposing team or even his own team-mates. Cleatus figured it's cheaper to join up. There is free travel, free entry into the game, you can see the portruding bones and oozing guts close up, and there is some side money for beer and BBQ SPAM.

Before Bloodbowl, Joe Bob Billy Hansen's idea of high-quality entertainment was a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

Jebediah Billy Bob Krugger inherited his fine set of chest hair from his mother.

Born and raised in a pickup truck his father found in a lake, Edward Taylor Joe Norhouse was recruited as a road capable player. Ed was a hard rascal from an early age. From age 10 to 15, Ed used his third grade school locker as a gun cabinet. Ed's greatest achievement was being age passed from fourth grade which, to him, meant he was finally a free man.

If you see Ed standing on the sideline or in front of a troll it is because he has called Callahan “dude” one too many times that day.

The parantage of Bubba 'Moose' Boarhead-Loman-Mitzer is somewhat of a mystery. It is unclear exactly who his mother is due to the poor penmanship on his Xeroxed birth certificate. Moose, passed around between several sisters at an early age, the family just plumb forgot who he belonged to. The father is listed as 'Alien' on the birth certificate. 'That we are sure of' says second cousin once removed and fellow teammate Daryle Marie Ann Loveland-Norhouse-Mitzer, 'his conception was definately the result of an alien abduction.'

Jethro - What else can I do? I've been blacklisted by bowling alleys, pool halls, arcades, and even bingo parlors!

Bobby Joe Thorn was convinced by Callahan to play Bloodbowl after becomming increasingly upset with having to pay for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

The former wife of the late Jeb Jo Bob Boson (fell off the step ladder he use to get in his truck), Jewel never got out much on her own. Heck, Jeb took her everywhere he went so as never to have to kiss her good-bye!

Callahan - We could use a girl of your looks on this team.

Daryle Marie Ann Loveland-Norhouse-Mitzer's family claim to fame is the belief that her sister is the third generation of women in her family to conceive more than one baby due to alien abduction.

Billy Jean Marie Jewel-Skunkward's proudest creation is her bedroom decor. She has decorated her trailer love nest with assorted crime scene tape she collected off the front porch.

Billy Jean began to emerge as a force during the game vs. the Orc Boldklub. With a face only an Orc could love, bra-less Billy Jean ran around the field in a midrift cut jersey that couldn't seem to stay down. It was either orcy love or complete revulsion that allowed her to go untouched the whole game. The orcs even allowed her to do an extended endzone dance through the first half before she scored. Her dancing and flashing, a hit with the drunken mullet and orcy crowd, earning her the game MVP.