Neville, the leader of this rag tag band,
is indeed brave but very stoopid hence the 6 week
stint in the hospital tent after slapping an ogre
chearleader in the face cos he mistook it for her bum

Felix realised quickly that the dim-witted locals loved cats
and so struck upon the idea to disguise himself as a cat cos
after all no-ones gunna notice a 6' talking cat, are they?!

behind that steely stare lies the frail, spindly
body of terrence, he always was a sickly child,
i mean did you see how easily old chris reeve
broke his fingers?!
now thats weak... being beaten up by a star of smallville!
OH! the shame!

Barry, the brains of this outfit.
With a little help from his brother, Paul, their isnt anything his huge intelect cant solve.

garry likes to believe his is the best looking of
the <font color="green">WWWs</font> and refuses to
go anywhere without looking his best even wearing
his trademark suit and tie combo during matches and
crying uncontrolably if it gets dirty

Steve gained a reputation in his home land for being
quite handy with a javelin, sadly this tremendous skill
proved useless when the <font color="green">WWW's</font> were
attacked from behind by those no-good salty bandits so Steve
hung up his javelin and set about trying new ways to earn
a crust and contribute to the groups <font color="brown">F.F.A.R.T.</font>
and he struck upon the idea of using his ungainly stature
to wobble about on blades attached to his feet while trying
to dance to music on ice!!! 3 words will suffice...
Brontosaur meets bambi

Pete's badboy reputation is largely unfounded, yes he likes to drink, imbibe substances which will inevitebly kill him and generally look like a tramp but hey dont we all.
ABBA is a chance for him to get his life back on track or get more money to score with, whichever! its gunna be a fun ride, slightly smelly and vomit stained, but fun.

with his perma tan and finely quiffed mullet, Bruno
fulfilled the prerequistes for day-time, childrens,
radio presenter

Lord Dawlish's true identity remains a mystery as
no-one is able to get a clear look at his face...

the Earl, is by far and away the most pompous
of all <font color="green">WWW's</font> and has
even had a stained glass window of himself created