Queen Victoria is, for her demure size, quite the tough bird and has proved this on numerous occasions by being knocked down and then immediately getting back up to continue the fight. She has recently begun stopping opponents blows from hitting her, something she observed on a Norse Team.

07/12/03- Gained the Block Skill

Queen Elizabeth I, a truly ferocious animal, defeating the Spanish Armada with her own wits, and her claws, they called them nails in those days. Having taken lessons from Elizabeth II in the art of blocking things were all going well until a Witch Elf, evily, stamped on her leg, fracturing it in many places.

07/12/03- Gained the Block Skill
07/12/03- Fractured her Leg

Queen Elizabeth II, the current reigning Monarch of Great Britain, is a gentle soul with a caring attitude that has seen the Monarchy through some hard times, even the "anus horriblis." However, if anyone insults her family then she turns into a ravening beast, capable of tearing even the toughest person limb from limb. The Great British Monarchs have taken this lesson to heart and before each match they make sure they insult her children. Just recently, after a match with an elven team, Elizabeth asked one of the elves if they could teach her how to dodge. However they refused and so she tore his face off before realising that she had the ability already. Queen Elizabeth II is gradually evolving into a much calmer version of her feral nature, actually wanting to play the ball rather than just rip other players faces off. To this end she has, when in her no feral state, been taking lessons in how to take the ball of a player without injuring them, although if they are injured she pays no attention to their suffering.

07/12/03- Gained the Block Skill
07/12/03- Gainied the Dodge Skill
14/12/03- Gained the Strip Ball Skill

Oliver Cromwell, Englands one and only dictator, has always been faster than the average leader. Although normally this manifested itself in him out-thinking other world leaders it has recently, with help of training, begun to manifest itself on the Blood Bowl Pitch.

07/12/03- Gained +MV

William I, better known as William the Conqueror, was good at manoeuvring his opponent onto a field of battle of his choosing, thus giving him the advantage. He was good at grabbing hold of his opponent and not letting go, a skill that will stand him in good stead when he comes up against the dodging elves.

07/12/03- Gained the Tackle Skill

King George V was an efficient, if uninspired king who seemed to love to help others, he was also one of the only George's not to be afflicted by madness. This desire to help has manifested itself on the Blood Bowl Pitch where he always mucks in to help take a player down, even when he himself is being engaged.

14/12/03- Gained the Guard Skill

Henry VIII, one of Britains most famous kings, used to be a fit athletic young man, but then as he aged he became a slovenly creature whose belly was as large as his appetite. This carried on into death but has the advantage of stopping many hits that would have felled other, more trim, people.

07/12/03- Gained Block

King George VI took the throne under amazing circumstances; his brother, King Edward, had abdicated to spend his life with some American Tart. Thrust into the limelight like this George did more than just cope, he flourished in his role, staying in London when the dastardly Hun bombed the innocent and the needy. This has stood him in good stead on the Blood Bowl Pitch as he has been able to withstand blows that would have felled any other monarch.

14/12/03- Gained the Block Skill

Queen Mary, known affectionately as "Bloody," was one of Britains worst queens, setting about the Protestant population like they were the heretics she thought they were. Many were burned at the stake until Mary was overthrown and Elizabeth I was put in her place. However, all that burning and killing has damaged Mary mentally as as such, she was stubborn before anyway, she will not be moved from any position she decides to take. Now armed with her indomitanable strength of character she shrugs of blows with scathing putdowns that lower the morale of her opponent.

14/12/03- Gained the Block Skill