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Knights of Nothing
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Sir Albert the Flatulent
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
8
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
Pity his horse.
Sir Randolph the Less wise than Norbert
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Often seen escaping from battles and frays whilst barely clinging to his horse. Randolph is less feared and less respected than any of the other Knights of Nothing! Giving him the nickname from the fans "Knight of Less".
 
Sir John the Indecisive
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
54
B
68
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
Sir John has many titles and songs of his great deeds: the Baffler of Barstow, the Solver of the Riddle of 2 + 2, the Least Successful Gambling Cheat in 8 Kingdoms, John the Restless, John the Weak, John the Not-so-Handsome, John the Tone-Deaf.....and many others.
Sir Marcus the Inert
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
41
B
10
P
24
F
1
G
8
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Winner of the Regional Federated Association Challenge of "Who can Stand Still the Longest" for 12 years in a row.
 
Frederick the Horse Manure Collector
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Gene the Lean
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
16
B
54
P
0
F
4
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick
 
Tim who hasn't shaved in weeks and smells like rotten eggs.
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
45
P
3
F
3
G
14
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Sir Loin of Beef
#12
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
91
B
24
P
16
F
0
G
11
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
The only Knight of Nothing who mayhaps could actually pass as an athlete, if it weren't for his clubbed foot, chronic cauliflower ear, 14 missing teeth, 3 severed fingers and incredibly long nose hair.
 
Steven the Messenger
#13
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
79
B
16
P
0
F
2
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Dauntless
Bungo - the equipment manager
#16
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard