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Ach, Hans! RUN!
Gustav's third cousin, whom he treats as a second cousin. Mikhail hails from Siberia, and his hardiness shows on the pitch, where even bad weather doesn't halt his lust for beating on... well, anything that gets in his way, really. Hans likes him, but is scared he might start beating on his own teammates.
Hans has a way of being around trouble when it happens, and he'd surely be dead were it not for his friends and his amazing running. When they heard he was interested in playing Blood Bowl, they knew they'd have to take the pitch to keep him alive.
Hans' first cousin, whom he treats as a second cousin, Hansel looks much like Hans - though both would deny any similarity. When Hans started his team, he knew that having Hansel playing would give him a better chance to confuse his opponents so he could run right by them.
A mysterious traveler from a far-off desert land, Hashim met the team as they were going to the commish to sign up. He insisted on joining them, and when he managed to catch the ball and simultaneously dodge a tackle by Gustav, Hans decided it wouldn't hurt to have another runner.
Josef is Hans' brother, but you'd never know it from their looks. While Hans was getting into (and out of) trouble as a child, Josef was building his muscles by doing hard labor for his father. As he got older, he began bringing along Hans on his hunting trips, as Hans was prone to attracting interesting prey.
Yuri is Mikhail's childhood friend. Not as hardy as his friend, Yuri still stepped up to the plate when he heard Hans needed more players for the league team. His biggest weakness is probably his desire to make Mikhail proud of him.
An insufferable prick on and off the field, Guy insisted on joining Hans' team and wouldn't take no for an answer. Hans secretly hopes that Guy takes a dirt nap on the pitch, but in the meantime is happy to have someone else to keep the other team off of him.
Pierre is the closest thing Guy has to a best friend, which isn't saying much. He follows Guy around slavishly, despite the abuse Guy dishes out, and followed him onto the pitch during Hans' first practice. Hans complained to no avail, and Pierre was finally listed on the team roster.
Denetsu showed up to practice before the team's first game, walked onto the pitch, and killed the lineman intended to play wordlessly. Nobody on the team complained except for Guy, and Denetsu became a vital member of Hans' offense.
Lars is fat, lazy, and unreliable - the perfect combination for a defensive lineman. Hans lured him to practice with the promise of a free meal, and Lars took to the game quickly. He still stuffs himself after each game, but with his fat slowly turning to muscle and his eagerness to enjoy more victory celebrations, Lars is becoming a valuable member of Hans' team.