First recorded gobo throw was by clamps, that silly bastard.

Official team Deep Six'er

Despite his noble upbringing, Snotmore is as shifty as they come,. scored the team's first TD ever (against the Crimson Velocity) in a most "triksy play"

To understand the gobo known as beans, you must first ask yourself,"Do I Care?"

Team mascot and hungry bastard. The grumpus wandered onto the pitch one practice and no one could tell him otherwise.