Despite the agressive name, this ogre never really seems to accomplish anything. Oh well, at least he wears the #1 jersey and sports the attitude to go with it!

This ogre can be relied upon on the pitch, unlike some of his teamates...

He's the 1st GMSS Ogre MVP! He also managed to pull his groin against Too Phat and also became the first GMSS ogre to miss a game... but the fans love him!

Unlike his brother "He did it!", "No HE did it!" is not as popular with the fans.

Caught <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5378441">Gandaf</a> stealing mushrooms off the pitch and quickly put his soul to rest. Giving him GMSS's 1st casualty on the pitch AND their first kill! What will the ringbearers do without their wize old man?! Only time will tell... we just hope the old wizards bony frame doesn't cause digestion issues. One thing is for certain, that old timer's magic gave us the strength that was required to stumble his way through the opposition and score GMSS's 1st touchdown! Two games later, the old wizard's bones were digested and it gave this ogre the ability to go faster! Who would have imagined that old git would do more than give the ogre sparkly looking gas...

Has a tendancy to vent his angre by throwing goblins around the pitch when he cannot hit an opponent.

GMSS first, and last, two-headed ogre. This tool, er I guess these tools, managed to knock themselves out during a despute one round which resulted in sending them to the casualty box in their rookie game. What was the coach thinking employing two-headed ogres?!

It's been statistically prouven in humans that women fart less then men, but their farts are by far more foul. Let's just say it goes the same for ogre women.