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Will dance for gold
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Luzano
#1
Catcher
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Catch
Dodge
Luzano is a night elf female, and secretly one of the richest players in World of Warcraft. She really knows how to make herself stand out, and find only the most desperate perverts who will gladly pay gold to watch her strip as she dances.
Plorg
#2
Thrower
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Pass
Plorg is a pervert, no doubt about it. Luzano took advantage of this, telling him he'd get to see more of her if he learned to throw and played blood bowl. Like a moth to a flame, Plorg took up the challenge.
 
Osnorf
#3
Lineman
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1
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A confused dwarf, he dances in and about Lagriforge, but he can't quite understand why his dancing has only netted him a few copper... and ten gold from the creepy guy who always roleplays the slutty elf.
Norazath
#4
Lineman
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3
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Norazath began life as a gnome wizard, but she found her true calling - showing off her booty in the gnome district of Lagriforge! Her (generally gnomish) admirers are slowly turning into goldfarmers just to see more of Nora's sexy dancing.
 
Salina
#5
Lineman
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7
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3
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4
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7
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3
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Her namesake was known for her singing and dancing, but this human hunter is known for her curves and a willingness to take it all off for gold. Even on the pitch, she can usually be found wearing nothing more than her panties and a smile.
Fizzbucket
#6
Lineman
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Fizzbucket is one of the founding members of the Perverts United guild, a guild dedicated to finding the sluttiest dancers in the World of Warcraft. He's a childhood friend of Nora, and her number one fan.
 
Garl Glittergold
#7
Lineman
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3
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4
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2
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1
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An unimaginative fellow whose name was taken from the D&D god of the gnomes, this dwarf skulks about, trying to watch the dancers without appearing to be a pervert. Everyone else thinks he's secretly gay.
Dirtae
#8
Lineman
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3
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4
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7
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7
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4
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0
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1
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1
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3
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Dirtae is, simply put, confused. He joined Perverts United because he thought they were going to Molten Core... and then joined the 'Will Dance For Gold' Blood Bowl team for the same reason!
 
Prasi
#9
Lineman
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1
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Prasi is a female dwarf, and became a dancer to try to seduce Garl, who she thinks is dreamy. Garl is secretly her biggest fan, but she doesn't realize it because he's become good at hiding himself while watching her.
Nikita
#10
Lineman
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3
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7
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2
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Nikita is one of the sexiest night elf dancers in Stormwind, but her true passion is going to the Crossroads and 'ganking' low-level Horde players. Her sexy dancing is mostly a hobby to support her expensive poison habit.
 
Prettygnome
#11
Lineman
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Prettygnome is... well, a gnome. She's pretty, by gnome standards, but the Perverts United guild has only rated her a 6 out of 10 because she just dances all day, she doesn't flirt, and she constantly requests gold.