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Abyssal Alpha Males
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Blood Spencer
#1
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
117
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Claw (20k)
Guard (20k)
Homelands: Tilea

Position: Wall, moving (sometimes)

Former Occupations/Teams: Wrestling-Tagteam with Terrence ill

Likes: the hammerfist-move

Dislikes: disturbance while he's eating

Random Facts: the swimming cow of Tilea
James Hatefield MKII
#2
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
3
P
1
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns

Homelands: Down south, Tribe Four-Goatmen

Position: Blitzer

Former Occupations/Teams: Blitzer for "Maimtown Metallichor"

Likes: Beards, Whiskey

Dislikes: Jawson Moosehead, bootlegs of his merchandise

Random Facts: He'll sue you.
 
Axe Cavalera
#3
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
30
B
49
P
2
F
38
G
35
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Dirty Player (20k)
Homelands: Lustria, Tribe "Bloody Roots"

Position: Problemsolver

Likes: Chaos A.D.

Achievements: Only Player of the Males, which was fielded in every single match of the Team. Evasive little goat.
Henry Roarins MKII
#4
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Position: Blitzer

Former Occupations/Teams: "BlackFlag"-Pirate Tribe

Likes: Moshpits

Dislikes: Liars
 
Billy-Goat Idol MKII
#5
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
34
B
27
P
4
F
1
G
17
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
m
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Homelands: Bretonia

Position: Catcher

Likes: White Weddings
John Ramboar
#6
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
15
B
127
P
0
F
1
G
34
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Homelands: Tilea, Tribe "Tilean Stallions"

Position: Blocker,Guard

Former Occupations/Teams: One man army

Likes: Ripping off throats

Dislikes: the world

Random Facts: Specialities: close combat, ambushs, making intense love to the world

 
Chuck Horrid
#7
Beastman Runner
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
46
B
68
P
4
F
3
G
32
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Kick (20k)
Homelands: Only Chuck knows

Position: any

Former Occupations/Teams: Texas Ranger

Likes: Roundhousekicks

Dislikes: Random facts

Random Facts: When Chuck Horrid farts Nurgle has to throw up
Arnold Warzencracker MKII
#8
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns

Homelands: Steiermark

Position: Blocker

Former Occupations/Teams: Barbarian-Chieftain, Ruler of Killifornia

Likes: Leather Loincloth

Dislikes: Camels

Random Facts: Inventor of the humanpowered treadmill

Achievements: Model MKI: Thanks to some extra training in his treadmill, the "Running Man Goat" can reach his enemies faster now
 
Hank van Hellgate MKII
#9
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
54
B
41
P
6
F
23
G
20
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Dirty Player (20k)
Homelands: Norsca, Helvete-Tribe

Position: Problemsolver

Former Occupations/Teams: High Priest of the Tur-Bo-Cult

Likes: Sailors, Denim

Dislikes: Hobbits

Random Facts: Sexiest Goat of Norsca

Achievements: First Alphamale which was restored by Chaosmagick
Thrill Anselmo
#12
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
5
AG
3
AV
9
R
64
B
181
P
0
F
0
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
13
Td
3
Mvp
5
GPP
60
XPP
0
SPP
60
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Homelands: Rattlesnake Wastes

Position: Blocker

Former Occupations/Teams: One of the legendary Cowboys from Hell

Likes: Vulgar displays of power

Dislikes: Descendants Of Dannoura

Random Facts: Reinvented the Steel

Achievements: With 10 SPP in one game, Thrill outpaced his former Mentor Lemmy Illmister becoming the first Alphamale "Emerging Star"
 
Lemmy Illminster
#13
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
77
B
215
P
1
F
0
G
29
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
18
Td
4
Mvp
4
GPP
69
XPP
0
SPP
69
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Foul Appearance (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Homelands: Bretonia

Former Occupations/Teams: Coach of Team Motördwarf

Likes: White Cowboyboots

Dislikes: Sobriety, healthfood and elves

Random Facts: Bears the "Blessing of Nurgle" upon his visage

Achievement: First "Star" of the Alphamales
Malice Cooper MKII
#14
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
18
B
49
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Homelands: Probably Hell

Former Occupations/Teams: "The Earwigs" "The Spiders" "The Nazz"

Likes: Make-Up, Golf, Oldworld Witches

Dislikes: School

Random Facts: Doctor of Music and Professor of Bashing

 
Weird Al Spankovic
#15
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
58
B
155
P
1
F
2
G
25
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
12
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block (20k)
Claw (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Homelands: Straight outta Lynwood

Former Occupations/Teams: Professional accordion player

Likes: Blood Bowl Polka

Dislikes: no Polka

Random Facts: lived in a fridge for several years