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Abyssal Alpha Males
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Claw
Guard
Homelands: Tilea
Position: Wall, moving (sometimes)
Former Occupations/Teams: Wrestling-Tagteam with Terrence ill
Likes: the hammerfist-move
Dislikes: disturbance while he's eating
Random Facts: the swimming cow of Tilea
Homelands: Down south, Tribe Four-Goatmen
Position: Blitzer
Former Occupations/Teams: Blitzer for "Maimtown Metallichor"
Likes: Beards, Whiskey
Dislikes: Jawson Moosehead, bootlegs of his merchandise
Random Facts: He'll sue you.
Homelands: Lustria, Tribe "Bloody Roots"
Position: Problemsolver
Likes: Chaos A.D.
Achievements: Only Player of the Males, which was fielded in every single match of the Team. Evasive little goat.
Position: Blitzer
Former Occupations/Teams: "BlackFlag"-Pirate Tribe
Likes: Moshpits
Dislikes: Liars
Homelands: Bretonia
Position: Catcher
Likes: White Weddings
Homelands: Tilea, Tribe "Tilean Stallions"
Position: Blocker,Guard
Former Occupations/Teams: One man army
Likes: Ripping off throats
Dislikes: the world
Random Facts: Specialities: close combat, ambushs, making intense love to the world
Homelands: Only Chuck knows
Position: any
Former Occupations/Teams: Texas Ranger
Likes: Roundhousekicks
Dislikes: Random facts
Random Facts: When Chuck Horrid farts Nurgle has to throw up
Homelands: Steiermark
Position: Blocker
Former Occupations/Teams: Barbarian-Chieftain, Ruler of Killifornia
Likes: Leather Loincloth
Dislikes: Camels
Random Facts: Inventor of the humanpowered treadmill
Achievements: Model MKI: Thanks to some extra training in his treadmill, the "Running Man Goat" can reach his enemies faster now
Homelands: Norsca, Helvete-Tribe
Position: Problemsolver
Former Occupations/Teams: High Priest of the Tur-Bo-Cult
Likes: Sailors, Denim
Dislikes: Hobbits
Random Facts: Sexiest Goat of Norsca
Achievements: First Alphamale which was restored by Chaosmagick
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Guard
Mighty Blow
Homelands: Rattlesnake Wastes
Position: Blocker
Former Occupations/Teams: One of the legendary Cowboys from Hell
Likes: Vulgar displays of power
Dislikes: Descendants Of Dannoura
Random Facts: Reinvented the Steel
Achievements: With 10 SPP in one game, Thrill outpaced his former Mentor Lemmy Illmister becoming the first Alphamale "Emerging Star"
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Mighty Blow
Homelands: Bretonia
Former Occupations/Teams: Coach of Team Motördwarf
Likes: White Cowboyboots
Dislikes: Sobriety, healthfood and elves
Random Facts: Bears the "Blessing of Nurgle" upon his visage
Achievement: First "Star" of the Alphamales
Homelands: Probably Hell
Former Occupations/Teams: "The Earwigs" "The Spiders" "The Nazz"
Likes: Make-Up, Golf, Oldworld Witches
Dislikes: School
Random Facts: Doctor of Music and Professor of Bashing
Homelands: Straight outta Lynwood
Former Occupations/Teams: Professional accordion player
Likes: Blood Bowl Polka
Dislikes: no Polka
Random Facts: lived in a fridge for several years