John "Bluto" Blutarsky
Delta House PledgeMaster and Sergeant at Arms

"Food Fight !"

Daniel "D-Day" Simpson Day


Ramming speed!!

Kent "Flounder" Dorfman
New Pledge

"Oh boy is this great"

Eric "Otter" Stratton
Rush Chairman,

"Hi, Eric Stratton rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha."
"This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this
situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture,
be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it!"

Donald "Boon" Schoenstein


"Now. I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude."

Larry "Pinto" Kroger
New Pledge

"I won't go schizo, will I?"

Delta Member

Well, what the hell we 'sposed to do ya mo-ron?

Robert "Hoover" Hoover
Chapter President

"We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can't afford to have a toga party."

Prof. Dave Jennings
English Literature Professor

" Okay....Don't write this down, but I find Milton
probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him
boring too. He, uh, is a little bit longwinded, he doesn't
translate well into our generation and his jokes are terrible.
Bell Rings) BUT THAT DOES NOT RELIEVE YOU FROM YOUR
RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THIS MATERIAL! I'm waiting for reports from
some of you. Listen, I'm not joking! This is my job!"

Mothball
Quiet Delta Member

The Deathmobile
Kent "Flounder" Dorfman's Brother's Car

"Eat Me"

Trooper
Neidermeyer's Horse

Charming Guy with a Guitar
Debonair Singer

"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone"

The dean of Faber College

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

Doug Neidermeyer
Commander of ROTC
"You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!"