Konstatin Riehl refuses to give interviews. It is known that he enjoys knife games, and it is rumoured that once a month he bellows furiously at the full moon, accusing of it of the most heinous and reprehensible crimes.

Niko Stutz cuts a tall, lean, sinewy figure, a greyhound of a boy. He is by nature a shy and nervous character so it is lucky for him that he never has to order or pay for his own drinks in Marienburg's inns and taverns.

Otto Falk is a superb catcher and quicker off the line than a greased elf steed. He is also an unfortuantely stupid boy. Thankfully his one dimensional mind is focussed unwaveringly on touchdowns.

Older brother of Linus, Dieter Friedholm is a known student of the game. He works hard on his technical skills and tactical knowledge, it is hoped he may one day mature into a coach.

Younger brother of Dieter, Linus Friedholm is a bright young thing, he brings stamina and a blood, sweat and tears attitude to the line.

Fans and pundits alike were initially agreed that Willy Rolf was simply too fat to be an effective player and should not be in the first team. After several very competant and committed performances fans and pundits alike are now agreed that Willy Rolf is the perfect size for a lineman, and the rest of the squad could stand "feeding up" some.

Bastian Mercellus is the clubs most glamorous and flamboyant player. He is known to draw a beauty spot on his lip and wear a perri-wig under his helmet. He has numerous advertising and sponsorship arrangements with merchants and anything Mercellus deems to be "fabulous" is flavour of the month in the Markets of Marienburg.

Fump is the most expensive signing in the club's history. He was lured to the club for the promise of eight turnips and a shed to call his own. However it is the ongoing cost of stable fees, cauldrons of donkey stew, and anchor chain jewellery that truly set him apart as a top-earner. Failiure to meet Fump's demands led to the now infamous "Bloody Sulk-Day" of lower Marienburg.