Excerpt from a post-game interview

Reporter: Reanimammut! Reanimammut! Hey, over here! Reanimammut, it is rumored that coach faspike gives his players monickers that will embolden them and make you players give it 100 % in every game, and that you’re all named after various legendary beasts. Is this true, and if it is, is it simply a habit of coach faspike’s, or is some kind of magic involed that grants you the abilities of these beasts?

Reanimammut: Yeah, the coach does that. Everyone else calls me Paul, what with it being my name and all. As far as magic goes, I couldn’t say.

Reporter: So Paul, how do you feel about winning the MVP award just now? It is no secret that some people thought that the MVP should have gone to your team mate, Oh, The Huge Manatee. Do you feel that your monicker helped you achive this award?

Reanimammut: I’m my own person and despite of what Oh, The Huge Manatee may be saying the MVP was well-deserved and let me make clear that the monicker has nothing to do with me winning the MVP. I was the one keeping half of the chaos dwarves busy in the mid-field. Besides, the mammuts went extinct a long time ago and if you happened to know the story of Reanimammut you would know that he has actually managed to die in a stadium more than once, so he’s not exactly an inspiration.

<i>Written by coach<i> <b><a href=" http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=62723 ">Quagamire</a></b>

Fan:

PROJECT K!!!!!
hey k!!!

damn he can`t hear me.

K:
"mutters" damn gobbo, me wanted to smack, no trip and now stupid fan make fun o`me"

Fan:
K!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn i want to shake his hand and prop him for a good game.

k:
damn to hell.. i`ll see what he wants.

Ey there boy!! what ye want ye git?

Fan:
Ah k.. i just wanted to say great game, awsome job on the field.

K:ummm... yeah me smash big(said with a bit of unease"

Fan: yeah hahaha.. you where the best!!

K: good to see fan like me still.. you me greatest fan .

Fan: hu?? fan of you?? hell no.. i am a fan of Kvismy Stackdrop, i was just glad you had a "great" game when you tripped while trying to get him haha..

Fan of you.. hahahahaha SMACK ..... ooooooooh (fan toppels over in a burst of laugh followd by a kick in the groin from K)

Submitter by coach <b>Seraphius</b>