Despite serious knee reconstruction (its always serious when you have four and wiegh a few tonne), Rolf remains determined to continue his match winning ways.

The coach is also determined to try and keep placing the big fella on the starting bench as the threats of physical violence have often been backed up with demonstrated brutality.

Either way, the fans love this guy!

Despite a damaged hamstring that limits the ground coverage of this huge player, time out in the gym has improved an already massive physique to truly awesome hieghts.

The coach has determined that the best place for the heavy hitter is in the line of scrimmage, breaking open holes in the defence, both literally and otherwise.

Despite a tendancy to snack on post match (post player) leftovers (hence the name) Rolf Breakfast is one of the major draw cards for fans of this much maligned team.

Inspired by the additional beef of bull centaur Rolf Harras (pardon the pun) Atta has been regularly seen hefting heavy wieghtsand throwing them at pedestrians.

This "in your face" approach to training is reflected in his on field attitiude, where he has become a feared opponent, both for his own stopping power and for his ability to assist his team mates in even the trickiest situation.

Despite his lowly status, Urgok is recognised as a vital player in the underskilled team and his ability to place the ball is only one reason that the coaching staff have refrained from putting this uppity hobgoblin in his place (underwater wrapped in chain according to the other hobgoblin team members).

With a couple of pre, post and match casualties under his belt and a decent set of knuckledusters to his name, Urgok is one to watch, especially in dark alleys.