Chief Philosopher Strelok is known for his wisdom, grace, and capability to painfully 'enlighten' just about anyone that thinks about coming near him.

Philosopher 'Fallout Boy' was the first of Mobile Chernobyl's enlightened ones. Originally a blonde haired midget with a penchant for blue and guns, he has seen the light of the colors green, brown, black, and Rotting Pain™

Plague Technician Ghost was actually a gift from another 'Great Philosopher'. Strelok was 'gifted' Ghost after he introduced that particular priest to the inside of his intestine.

Plague Technician Goris used to be a wandering beastman, doing as he pleased and calling no man mister. At least, he claims he was. In reality he just kept getting kicked out of Blood Bowl teams before finally finding a home with Mobile Chernobyl.

Plague Technician Sulik has always been very good at hitting people pretty hard. When Strelok wanted to sign him up, he gladly ripped apart another beastman to use his flesh for his contract. Not because there wasn't paper around, but because Sulik really likes hurting people.

Some people ask who the hell keeps throwing rocks or where they get them. Plague Technician Vic just hopes no one looks on the backs of the rocks and makes the connection.

Plague Technician 'Pariah Dog' used to be a combo florist and animal trainer. His dreams of a circus of flower covered animals were dashed when one of his lions ripped apart his beautiful roses, driving him into an eternal rage that ended the lives of many animals and people but made him a very good Blood Bowl player.

Plague Technician 'Duty' is vehemently opposed to Freedom. He believes Blood Bowl shouldn't be about fun but because the other people on the other team are usually of a different race and tend to hold different views.

Plague Technician Cassidy used to run a tavern near a Blood Bowl stadium. A rowdy bunch of orcs, high from a victory against a necromancer's team, burst into his tavern and wrecked the place in their drunken celebrations. Cassidy joined Mobile Chernobyl and vowed he would keep playing until he had visited justice upon each and every orc from that team.

Plague Technician 'Freedom' is vehemently opposed to Duty. He feels Blood Bowl should be about killing and enjoying yourself while doing it. He mostly just expresses his distaste through pranks and wedgies.

Enlightened Bonbon used to be a joyous halfling. Then he died on the field, had his body stretched out, and has become a rather depressed rotter. He once fouled out of love for the game, now he fouls to vent.

Enlightened Fig used to live for Blood Bowl and fine food. After being introduced to just how versatile tentacles are he finds himself incapable of eating and now plays the game to bring this pain to others.

Enlightened Fray used to be a grand warrior in the service of Khorne. After finding himself on the business end of some tentacles he's decided serving Nurgle may be a better career move.