Harsen took the role as team defensive captain early on, guiding his fellow teammates to strengthen the line. When asked, Harsen answered "I kind of miss the attention I could receive after a wonderful blitz followed by a touchdown, but these linemen can't block anything larger than a goblin, that's for sure. I guess everyone can't be a star... like me."

Apparently, Harsen missed that attention so much that he's more recently started scoring again - or even helping others score, as he has shown interest in throwing as well. Only time will tell how the DiNero family will react.

Vlad was named by his mother after a cheap vampire novel. Vlad sees this as ironic, because he loves garlic.

"Flash" is currently the team's top scorer. A little known fact about "Flash": He is a stunning kickboxer, having won the Marienburger Kickboxing Trophy for two years in a row - lightweight class, of course.

Pierce always wanted to be a thrower - but Don DiNero didn't want the same. One loss of an eye later and significantly worse depth perception, Pierce Nielsen reinforces the line with his bitterness.

"Lucky" is new to the team - let's hope he can prove his worth.

After the sudden loss of Franco, the team needed a new thrower. He is as important as Franco was, but will never be as respected.

Winston has a hard time filling the shoes of his predecessor, but he hasn't failed yet - as a matter of fact, his second casualty was a killed Saurus. Winston now has a "snake"-skin belt and matching shoes.

Lenny Joe has recently taken the position as the teams kicker; only time will tell how useful he is.

Edward Murphy. Who the hell is this guy and what is he doing on the team?

After receiving a dishonorable discharge from a position in the state army, Davidson now takes out his aggression - multiple times - on anyone walking nearby.

Davidson also seems to be the popular one in the team amongst the ladies - he's constantly clean shaven, showers, and keeps his hair tidy. This, of course, means that his teammates (well, mostly <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537730>Kaiser</a>) constantly heckles him and challenges his sexuality.

Unfortunately, Davidson's age means he's no runner - but that's no big deal, since he's playing lineman anyway.

Former car salesman, Heinrich puts his skills to good use on the field, slippery as ever.

O'Hannigan claims he can drink anyone under the table - but noone knows for sure, since he gets dangerously violent when under the influence of alcohol. Fun fact - O'Hannigan almost never comes to the pitch sober, and when he does, it hurts his play.

Freddie is "the other catcher". Always in the heels of "Flash", Freddie just never seems to shine as bright, but he is beginning to pick up.