Not content with his lackluster career on the Naggaroth Crows, Jarret has sought employment elsewhere. And I have to admit, the fans and coaches are a little skeptical; afterall, we thought elves had no soul. Well, we'll give Jarret the benefit of the doubt; he could be one in a million (or at least one extra lineman).

Aquila, realizing that the dwarves were just using him for fodder, has jumped ship. A rookie grunt on the Aeroplaneo squad, Aquila hopes that this gutsy career move will lead to a bright **err, dark** future with the Bludd Ties boys. Welcome home, Aquila.