A solid player who scores on and off the field. Loves spaghetti and rice, despises sea food.

Successor to Pesos and enjoys the sport of BB. Lives in Oregon with wife and two kids.

Died of a severe heat stroke and was recruited by Satan to play BB. Causes leg injuries

Hates humans,elves,halflings,dwarves,chaos,amazons,pretty much everybody including skeletons.

Enjoys late night jogs, eating dogs and dancing with devils. Brother of Blitz-fo-sho

Lives in Berkley CA, and preys on women and children as a past time usually sleeps under 49ers Stadium as a pre-game ritual. Brother of Blitz-Ta-Ku

Absolutely adores Frank Sinatra, and hates rap music.

Awkwardly denies that he is a skeleton and insists he is a monkey. Plays the game in order to eventually evolve into his new stage of life.

Died of a laughing attack and is now dedicated to the destruction of the humankind's humorous bones. Hates laughter and if you chuckled at any of these bios he heard it and is on his way now to rip out your elbow and eat it as he believes this is the source of human laughter.

Im NOT TOILET PAPER!!!!!

Wait what did you say?,.. no I consist of Bounty Double-Ply not that cheap shit.

Likes the color blue and says it tastes good. Is scared of the color red because it tastes bad.

5th Commissionaire of the More Taste League. If you even mention bud light in his presence he will kill you!