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Torchwood
Pass
Hail Mary Pass
Strong Arm
Casualties:
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): BH
In an expression of brute force, Jack tagteamed the Norselineman Stevo Viciouser together with Lisa Hallet.
Completions:
1st game (Skavn for Elfbowl): 2 to Alice Guppy and Vivien Rook
2nd game (CU Rookie Squad): 1 to Adeola Oshodi
3rd game (We hit like Girls): 1 to Rajesh Singh
4th game (Darkside Smackers): 2 to Vivian Rook two times
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 2 to Gwen Cooper and Owen
6th game (PostStruc): 1 to Rhys Williams
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): 4 to Lisa Hallett, Ryas Williams (unfortunatly, the other 2 completions are not documentated)
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 3 to Lisa Hallett and 2x Vivien Rook
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 1 to vivian Rook
10th Game (Highelven Lords): 3 to Adeola Oshodi, Vivien Rook and Gwen Cooper
11th game (win is just a curse): 1 Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
12th game (bing bang bong): 1 to Vivian Rook
Hand- Offs:
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 1 to Gwen Cooper
Hail Mary:
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 1
Threw a hail Mary next to Vivien Rook. The pass wasn't complete but got turned out in a TD in the next round.
6th game (PostStruc): 1
Threwn next to Vivian Rook, who wasn't able to catch the ball. Unfortunatly the ball scattered into the reach of opponent players. So, the situation can't be benefited.
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens):
Threw one next to Vivian Rook, who wasn't able to catch the ball. The Coach was aware enough to create a loose cage around the expacted dropzone, but an opposing gutterrunner found a way to the ball and tried to toss the ball to one of his fellows Luckily , the ball slipped out of his fingers and landed right next to Vivians feet.
Receptions:
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 3 from Lisa Hallett, Gwen Cooper and Ianto Jones
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 2 from Owen and Vivien Rook
Casualtys:
13th game(his 1st; Gabriel Burns): BH
Beeing assisted by Rajesh Singh, he stomps the Zombie "Dave Juckowicz" out of the game.
Injurys:
13th game(his 1st; Gabriel Burns): SI/NIG
As he tryed to blitz the separated Zombie "Die Kommission" with the assist of Rajesh Singh, he injured his self serious at the back. He will never again play free from pain.
MVP:
12th game (his 2nd; bing bang bong)
Completions:
11th game (his 1st; win is just a curse): 1 Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
Injurys:
10th Game (her 1st; Highelven Lords)BH
Alice got Badly Hurt after a chopblock from the opposing lineman SlipScreen, who was backed up by the DragonWarrior CrashDummy.
Touchdowns:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): 1 (Unfortunatly the score isn't archived)
Casualties:
11th game (win is just a curse): 1 Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
Completions:
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 1 (Cpt. Jack Harkness)
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 2 One to Lisa Hallett and a Quickpass to Ianto Jones into the Endzone
11th game (win is just a curse): 1 Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
Receptions:
1st game (Skaven for Elfbowl): 1 from Alice Guppy
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 1 hand-off from Cpt. Jack Harkness
10th Game (Highelven Lords):1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
Inyuries:
6th game (PostStruc): BH
Gwen was pushed out of bounds by the Lineman Jean Baudrillard (assisted by: Michel Foucault). As she tried to come back to the dough-out she was attakced by some rampaging fans.
Touchdowns:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 7yds TD- sprint after a Handoff from Lisa Hallett
Receptions:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 Hand-off from Lisa Hallett
Injuries:
8th game (her 1st; Beverly Elves II): BH
After Rajesh slipped and fell, trying to pedal the ballcarrier, Tosh got blitzed by the Lineman 'Teta Loh'. Using her negligence, he was able to blindside her and force her to leave the game through an injury.
9th game (her 2nd; Antic Bear Chargers): Seriously Injured (niggling)
As the gamesituation got realy worse, Tosh tried to hit the Norseblitzer Klinkem Killem in a one-to-one blitz. Unfortunatly the Norse had a far better technique, and drove her to the ground. The Apotecary wasn't able to avoid lasting damages, caused be a pinched nerv.
13th game(her 6th; "Gabriel Burns"): SI/MNG
After she got blocked and was driven to the ground the creepy Zombie "Die Kommission" ran to her and broke her rib in a shameful foul.
MVP:
5th game (his 1st; Next Urin Kellner)
11th game (his 7th; win is just a curse)
Touchdowns:
5th game (his 1st; Next Urin Kellner): 1
After an hazardously thrust deep into adversarial territory, he recieved a long pass from Cpt.J. Harkness. Seconds after taking control of the ball, he got intercepted by two oponent players. Nicolai Friedrich who tried to impede him, and the Blitzer/Dragon Warrior Urin Kellner who blitzed him. While he shouldn't had any chances, he drove Urin Kellner to the Ground, dodged out of Nicolai Friedrichs range and went for the score.
8th game (his 4th; Beverly Elves II): 1
During a great scuffle around the ballcarrier, Owen realized that Adeola broke free with the ball. He ran into the endzone, to recieve the pass from Adeola and tied the score few seconds before the end of the game. (Unfortunatly the Ref called an injury time, making the Elves of Beverly Elves II scoring again.)
Casualties:
7th game (his 3rd; Bloodimore Skavens): SI/NIG (fractured leg)
As Owen decided, to get behind the opposing line,he blitzed the Thrower Moustana on his own, pushed him down, fixed his leg aiming to achive a fracture and ran all over him to reach his desired destination.
Luckily for Moustana, the apothecary was able to avoid any implications.
Completions:
9th game (his 5th; Antic Bear Chargers): lateraled a quick pass two yards back to Cpt. Jack Harkness.
Receptions:
5th game (his 1st; Next Urin Kellner): Recieved a long pass from Cpt. Jack Harkness
8th game (his 4th; Beverly Elves II): 1 from Adeola Oshodi
MVP:
3th game (his 1st; We hit like Girls)
Touchdowns:
9th game (his 7th; Antic Bear Chargers): After he smashed the Norseblitzer Corporal Dorkus E. Moronville into the ground and headed into the Endzone, jumped up, turned around, graped the Ball, that was throwen from Gwen Cooper and grounded for a Touchdown.
Casualties:
8th game (his 6th; Beverly Elves II):1 BH
standing aside, next to the opponent lineman 'lol bashed hard' Ianto hit his opponent as hard as hell. Forcing him to leave the game.
12th game (his 10th; bing bang bong):1 BH
Hurts the Chaos Beastman 'wilder Stier' badly with an assist from Adeola Oshodi
Completions:
5th game (his 3th; Next Urin Kellner): 1 to Cpt. Jack Harkness
Assists:
10th Game (his 8th; Highelven Lords): BH (Rajesh Singh) Lineman Flipper
Receptions:
4th game (his 2nd; Darkside Smackers): 1 from Vivian Rook (nearly carried the pass to a TD, but was blocked in the open field, by a single lineman, who was able to dodge through Torchwood's line. Although he striped the ball again from the Lino after a Blitz with an assist of Vivian Rook, he got blocked by a single witch, lost the ball and the half ended.
9th game (his 7th; Antic Bear Chargers): 1 from Gwen Cooper (see Touchdowns)
Injurys:
3th game (his 1st; We hit like Girls):
He was unaware after a quicksnap in his first game and got badly hurt by the Halfling "Tiny Tim" assisted by "Dirty Bone" and "Maibaum".
9th game (his 7th; Antic Bear Chargers): BH
After his Touchdown, the opposing Linemen Fatty Just Sing Attitude and Lieutenant Dorkus E. Stupidsen fixed him, while Dexter Yaaarargh shoot him out of the game.
12th game (his 10th; bing bang bong): SI/MNG
At the LOS he was blocked from the disgusting rotter 'best hot monster'. He tripped backward and was seriously injured.
Receptions:
6th game (PostStruc): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
Casualties:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): SI/NIG(Fractured Leg)
Rhys wracked the leg of the Lineman Mouser by tagteaming him with Adeola Oshodi.
Assists:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): BH
Backed Lisa Hallett to force the lineman 'Penta Ka' out of the game.
Inyuries:
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): SI (-MV)
Rhys got suprised by a disdirecting charge from the Norseblitzer Klinkem Killem.
MVPs:
6th game (Antic Bear Chargers)
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens)
Casualties:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): SI/MNG (Broken Arm)
After seeing Tosch got killed by a fourious Rat, Rajesh blew all his agressions in a block against the lineman Vole. He was aided by Adeola Oshodi.
10th Game (Highelven Lords): BH
As Rajesh Singh was the main target of the Attacks of the Lords, in a situation at the LOS he took all his rage and stamped the opposing Liner Flipper into the Ground. During this action he was assisted by Ianto Jones.
Completions
11th game (win is just a curse): 1 Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
Assists:
2nd Game (CU Rookie Squad) BH (Lisa Hallett): Hans-Peter Laughlan
13th game("Gabriel Burns") 2 BH:
13th game(his 1st; Gabriel Burns): BH (Samuel Smith) Dave Juckowicz ; (Vivien Rook): Die erste Erinnerung
Receptions:
3rd game (We hit like Girls): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
MVP:
4th Game (Darkside Smackers)
9th Game (Antic Bear Chargers)
13th game(Gabriel Burns)
Casualties:
5th Game (Next Urin Kellner): With her first block of the game she killed the Catcher/Lionwarrior Farid. (assist: Lisa Hallett)
Completions:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 to Owen for a Touchdown
Receptions:
2nd Game (CU Rookie Squad): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 Handoff from Vivien Rook
10th Game (Highelven Lords): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
Assists:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): SI/MNG (broken arm)
assisted Rajesh Singh by breaking the arm of the lineman Vole.
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): SI/NIG (fractured leg)
assisted Rhys Williams smashing the leg of the lineman Mouser.
8th game (Beverly Elves II): BH
Backed Lisa Hallett to force the lineman 'Penta Ka' out of the game.
12th game (bing bang bong): BH
Assists Ianto Jones by hurting the Chaos Beastman 'wilder Stier' badly.
Injurys:
3rd game (We hit like Girls): BH
Deep in the garbage time of the second half in the game versus the halfling- team, she got hurt during a block by the Treeman "Holzkopf".
Luckily she took the treeman down with her, before she left the field wich stopped the schlachtfest, two mates fell prey.
Touchdowns:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): 1 (Unfortunatly the score wasn't archived)
Casualties:
2nd game (CU Rookie Squat): BH (ass. Rajesh Singh): Hans-Peter Laughlan
8th game (Beverly Elves II): BH (ass. Adeola Oshodi & Rhys Williams): Lineman 'Penta Ka'
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): BH
As the Norselineman Noodles Fatman the Fat Punk tried to force her out, using the assist of his Blitzer Who Barbars, Lisa redirected the force against her agressor and hit drove him to Morpheus's Realm, wher he didn't come back from until the end of the game.
Completion:
5th game (Next Urin Kellner): 1 to Cpt. Jack Harkness
Receptions:
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 1 from Gwen Cooper
Assists:
5th Game (Next Urin Kellner): backed Adeola Oshodi, killing the Catcher/Lionwarrior Farid.
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): helped Cpt. Jack Harkness to extrakt the Norselineman Stevo Viciouser from the rest of the game.
Handoffs:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 to Tosh who went for a tochdown.
MVP:
1st Game (Skaven for Elfbowl)
8th Game (Beverly Elves II)
10th Game (Highelven Lords)
Touchdowns:
5th game: 1 ("Next Urin Kellner"):
After an Hail Mary from Cpt. Jack Harkness, she dives after the ball, but missed the catch. Getting blitzed by the Lineman "Leo Martin" (assisted by Dr. Lord Jack Nasher-Awakemian) she forced her assailant to the ground, longed for the ball, and made the score.
7th game (Bloodimore Skavens):
after an Hail Mary from Cpt. Jack Harkness, she dived after the ball, but missed the catch. The Gutterrunner Gonzales was able to get to the ball, but as he tried to toss the ball away, the ball slipped out of his fingers and droped next to Rook. Now it was a walk to the park. Rajesh Singh blitzed the Gutterrunner out of the way, and Vivian, had all the time of the world to grap the ball and carry it to the Endzone.
12th game (bing bang bong):
After she recieved a precissious pass from Cpt. Jack Harkness she just had to take a pleasent walk into the endzone, as her team kept the rotters and Beastmen form bing bang bong on distance.
11th game (win is just a curse):
Unfortunatly all records from this game are lost.
Casualtys:
13th game("Gabriel Burns"): BH
Beeing assisted at the LOS by Rajesh Singh, she blew the Zombie "Die erste Erinnerung" out of the game.
Completions:
4th game (Darkside Smackers): 1 to Ianto Jones
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): 1 to Cpt. Jack Harkness
Receptions:
1st Game (Skaven for Elvebowl): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
4th Game (CU Rookie Squad): 2 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 2 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
10th Game (Highelven Lords): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
12th game (bing bang bong): 1 from Cpt. Jack Harkness
Handoffs:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): 1 to Adeola Oshodi
Assists:
8th game (Beverly Elves II): BH
Backed Lisa Hallett to force the lineman 'Penta Ka' out of the game.
Inyuries:
1st game (Skaven for Elfbowl): badly hurt
in final of the first half Vivian hurt her self badly, as she triped, trying to escape form the opposing Lineman Arcsurge the Engineer.
5th game ("Next Urin Kellner"): badly hurt
Facing the Blitzer/Dragon Warrior Urin Kellner at the LOS right after her impressiv ccore, she got brutaly smacked down from the Dragon Warrior, who was assisted by Dr. Lord Jack Nasher-Awakemian.
9th game (Antic Bear Chargers): badly hurt
As she tried to dance through the opposing Line to hurry the opposing Ballcarrier, she triped as she tried to pass Corporal Dorkus E. Moronville.