Mac the Knife: A man so violent he has a song written about him

Currently serving 7 consecutive life sentences for his role in the abduction and slaying of eleven McMurty's employees. Claims that the figured-head clown visited him in his dreams and told him to cleanse the company of those who didn't provide the guaranteed 'service with a smile.'

Sallus Du Forc: Towering Frenchman

Sal is not a happy man. Having to live away from his beloved homeland (for unexplained reasons) is enough to make him bitter but the constant stereotypes he comes across in the media really makes his blood boil.

Currently serving life in Southgate for manslaughter after killing the husband of one of lovers. Apparently the late husband expected this froggie to surrender just because he had a gun and Sal had no pants.

Vincent Gerogioni: Former Cult leader.

Vinnie was a good looking man. Vinnie was a charismatic speaker. Vinnie was a nutjob who got his followers to kill, cook and eat his next-door neighbors for not accepting the mighty Clod into their lives.

Now with few followers and seeing this as a test of his faith in Clod he seeks to bring people into the loving embrace of Clod's arms.

Trevor Spatts: The BBQ Bandit.

Trev terrorized gated communities everywhere by somehow managing to thieve high end BBQs, hot-tubs and other luxury items from under the very noses of the owners.

Trev was finally caught but not before permanently blinding an officer of the law with sturdy pair of salad tongs.

The second newest member of the Southgate Shivs still hasn't gotten rid of the "FNG" tag mainly because no one believes New Fish will survive past his first game.

Jonas was a talented computer hacker with a penchant for the fast life. Not a great combination when night of partying with blow-covered models results in a sloppy job stealing money from the mob. Given the option of some concrete shoes or confessing to a crime he didn't commit Jonas picked the less immediate evil. Currently serving a metric butt-load of time for a drive-by that took out a couple of rival dealers and paralyzed a little girl.

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Dunk is by no means a happy chappy. Having been sold down the river by his rat of a brother after an insurance fraud arson attempt went fatally wrong he now works in the Southgate kitchens and for some reason seems to run out of oil more often than not when cooking.

His first act when he gets out will be to have a cheeseburger. Second will be to kill his brother.

Framed for a crime he didn't commit Lucas, or Luke as he prefers, was given three options.

1) Stay and rot in Southgate,
2) Take part in a medical trial that was trying to duplicate the Super Soldier Serum in return for a reduced sentence, or
3) Play for the Southgate Shivs and try to earn his freedom through brute force and being a tough mofo.

We feel he chose wisely.

While escaping from prisons and stalags for the past 70 years this spritely ninety-something convict has yet to breach Southgate's walls. Feeling his end is coming and wanting to die a freeman, even if it is by his own hand a few meters past the perimeter fence, he has signed up for the Shivs in the hopes of getting that pardon.

Known by some as the Birdman of Southgate for covertly building a set of bird like wings and attempting to fly/glide over Southgate's towering walls. The former pimp would have made it too if it wasn't for the 5 meter coils of razor wire topping the walls.

Now that he is healed up he is looking for more acceptable ways to escape while still using his assault and battery skill-set.

A banker amongst sharks. Andy is in a very common dilemma for Southgate. He is an innocent man surrounded by murderers and rapists. All he wants is to stay alive until his appeal where he will naturally be proven innocent and released.

Unfortunately for him his lawyer is a drunk sot who speaking in rhymes (how many words can rhyme with acquit after all?) and there is a lot of circumstantial evidence against him as well. Can this convicted cannibal make it to face his due process?

Imprisoned for expressing beliefs that ran contrary to the current government's mandate led this passionate leader to be locked up in the worst hive of scum and villainy outside of Tatooine.

Many weeks of physical labour has hardened this man's body as much as his resolve to see the government change. The question is can he survive long enough to see his dream bear fruit.

Newest inmate to Southgate and after spending one night is desperate to get out. New Fish is nimble but not as strong as most of the other inmates on his team. Something that Mac the Knife tries to take advantage of whenever they are alone.

Will this failed GTA perp survive long enough to get his pardon?

3 Year veteran of Southgate. Originally holed up for solicitation John /Janice has found a niche to fill in the prison hierarchy, or more accurately be filled, that allows him to live day by day without too much fear of being shanked while asleep.

Due to his speed and dexterity he is sometimes referred to as Twinkle-Toes.