The story of Sneaky Pete begins while he was still living. He lived his life as a very unsuccessful pirate, the one thing he was good at was catching his fellow crew members off guard, and giving them a quick poke. He was always in the mood to “Shiver some Booties!”.

Unfortunately after poking the wrong guy he was tossed overboard, and attacked by ill-tempered mutated sea bass. He washed up on the shore of a far away land, where for unknown reasons he was mummified.

When Morpheous was putting together his team of clowns, he was able to raise this mummy to join the squad. Though all the time spent floating in the seas has caused Pete to stink so bad it is said his smell could raise more dead. This hygiene problem has caused him to be an outcast on his own team, and also made it harder for him to claim a good piece of meat since he is having trouble sneaking up on people now. Other members of the Clown Posse have taken to caling him Stinky Pete behind his back.

His game is limited to throwing blocks at opposing players as they attempt to hold their noses. Opposing coaches have described his talent as a Bloodbowl player in two words.
“Weak Sauce”!