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Masheen Partz
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Piling On
One of the defining qualities in any linesman's career is luck. Being in the right place at the right time, breaking that neck on the line of scrimmage with a flailing arm, catching that rebounding and bobbling ball without really meaning to. Stig has it on his side it seems even though he doesn't really know what to do with it.
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If there's one thing a good ball chucker needs, it's BIG EYES and this simple Orc has got those in abundance... It has been remarked by some that his eyes are not actually that much bigger than those of a normal Orc, but so unremarkable was this fisherman in every other department that the club decided to work the gimmick for all it was worth. Fans can often be seen wearing their very "big eye" novelty spectacles in the crowd. The hype seems to even have convinced "Fisher" as he continues to put in some good passing from time to time.
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Elbowz makes the game sound simple. In his own words:
"I get the ball, chuck it to someone else an' then give someone the big elbow to the chops..."
It is a playing style that has so far proved simple but effective for his team. Just don't ask him to do anything too complicated.
Earned his name "Fistchin" from an incident where he was strangling a goblin with each of his hands, yet still managed to knock out a third by bringing down his chin on to the top of its head. He is a driven and committed player, equally happy with or without the ball in hand and probably the only one who understands the expansive game that his coach is trying to implement. No shock to see him handed the captains armband.