Although less adept at scoring, Dazey tends to focus on grinding the faces, bodies and disattached limbs of his opponents into the pitch.

Dazey has a good record to date and is expected to perform for many years to come.

With a definite preference for on-field agression, Belisarius is being slowly trained to attack the player with the ball, instead of EVRY other player.

Whilst the outcome of this training is as yet undetermined, the fans love him for his on-field antics - especially his signature "christmas grip of death", which is preceded by his unusual warcry of "Crushed Nuts and Eggnog Anyone?"

A crowd favourite for no apparent reason, Maurice has been focusing on his ability to assist his team mates in the line of scrimmage. His reasoning (apparently) is that if he helps everyone else hit the other team, none of the opponents will be able to hit him - saving his good looks for his adoring fans.

Although only a baby troll, the coach has high hopes that he will grow into a decent player ... of course, he needs an IQ transplant (um, the coach as well as the troll).