Tennsse, as you would expect from such a forename, suffered from severe anxiety and panic attacks in his early playing career, which often blighted his natural blitzing ability. Luckily, the medical staff of The Kettlers noted such a fragile disposition and regulated Tennsse's training and conditioning to 15 cups of tea a day. The intoxicating elements from a hefty amount of brew has chilled him into one smooth Blood Bowl playing mofo. Chipping in with the odd touchdown now the 'shakes' have disappeared, but maintaining the uncontrolled aggression to brutilise the opposition, he has become one of the Kettlers leading players.

One star-player point in 14 matches has shown Kiliarien up to be what most of The Kettler's fans were dreading... a low-down dirty coffee drinker! If the coach has any sense he will remain the front-line cannon fodder until he starts to take up a more intensive tea drinking regime.

Mani has always been a lucky get, always in the right place at the right time. He was in the right place when good looks were being handed out. He was in the right place when a Kettlers scout watched him massacre three dopey Orcs that had stumbled into the Underdark from a Dwarf mine with exquisite ease, flair and speed. And he's always in the right place when Lothi puts the kettle on. So it's unsurprising that in his first nine games for the Kettlers he has found his way into the endzone to score seven touchdowns. The additional pace he has developed seems to be another added bonus. And in his ninth and eleventh match for the Kettlers he's traded in the scoring for some good old fashioned blocking, making him The Kettlers leading casualty taker, as well as leading scorer. The flukey get...

<u>Career highlights:</u>

Leading touchdown scorer, scoring eight TD's in 15 matches.
Leading casualty taker, with seven in 15 matches.
Leading rusher with 96 yards.

Kar Dargo is a bit of an all-rounder. Specalising in nothing in particular, but strangely effective in all areas of the game, he goes about his business in a quietly effective manner whilst letting others take the plaudits. His laidback attitude is put down to the copius amounts of tea he drinks before every game, which has subsequently allowed him to pluck balls out of the air with the greatest of ease whilst tripping up opponents with little more than a childish smirk on his face. Slowly becoming a fan favourite!

<u>Career highlights:</u>

First Kettlers player to achieve star player points in all five areas of the game (after 11 matches).

After the success of plying Blitzin Raderlian with 20 brews a day, the team staff decided to do the same with an under performing player to see if it would achieve the same mystical prowess in there game as it did The Kettlers star thrower. Aeryne was the player in mind and success the team doctors have had, as Aeryne has transformed from a comatose lineman into an agile dodging motherhumper.

Uffizzi suffered a tea overdose after his sixth match for the Kettlers, initially a scary moment for the team doctors, but which brought with it an unexpected bonus for the simple lineman. With more tea running through his veins, Uffizzi's muscle growth extrapolated at a greater rate than normal making him a fairly solid mass of brute Dark Elf for the rest of the team to hide behind. Since that game he has also gone on to become one of the most athletic players in the squad, making him quite a formidable opponent. So who says tea is bad for you?

<u>Career Highlights:</u>

Leading blocker with 93 blocks.

Only three games into his Kettlers career and Blitzin seems like a sound acquisition. Like all the Kettlers, he's a tea drinking behemoth! But more prominently the tea he has been siphoning recently has increased the muscle mass in his right arm at quite an exponential rate. Where previously there was a saggy limp wristed piece of meat, there now lies a throbbing, artery choking bicep. All the better for delivering those exquisite touchdown passes, so much so that the team doctor has him on a mighty 20 cups a day to keep on delivering the goods. If you drank enough tea, you too could be just like Blitzin!

<u>Career highlights:</u>

Threw five completions against <b>Hautrins</b> in only his fifth game for The Kettlers. Currently a club record.
Holds the club record of most completions with nine in nine games.