Fatted Calf earned his very first Star Player point making a most-improbable interception, when a Beastman attempted a pass directly overhead in his first game. Despite the notoriously terrible agility of the mummified, combined with interference from three opponents, Fatted Calf neatly picked the ball out of the air, and then made a couple of yards rushing over the next turn before attempting (badly) to hand it off to one of his slightly more lively teammates.

His interception has earned Fatted Calf the nickname "Bullocks"... because "he has the balls".

Having failed to get a single SP in nine games, Teeming Fishes is regarded as the Land's worst player.

He does not let it get to him. The remorseless call of the grave, and the hideous unlife that keeps him from it, are the only concerns of the undead.