My goal each game is simple: fall to the ground as quickly as possible and try to get out of the game. I have even been known to poke myself in the eye to miss a game.

When I say former, I don't mean I was a player. I was the apothecary. I figured since I couldn't really save anyone I should just try playing.

My former team (Turin Calanon) was out played, out muscled, and couldn't move without falling down. I'm hoping this team is better, but last I looked we are still elves, so I'm not holding out much hope.