Eric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his wieght. When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back. As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously thought. Basic rule, don't f*ck with Cartman.

Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has a gay dog named "Sparky" and is crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger.

Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said. Kenny has been on a good luck streak for the past season and has not been offed once in the new episodes... yet.

Mr. Garrison is the boys’ teacher. When Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from the school, he hires an extremely gay companion named Mr. Slave, who doesn’t say too much more than “Jesus Christ.” Garrison fights the Crab People in the seventh season who try and take over the world by pretending to be the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park.

Starvin' Marvin is shipped to the boys from Ethiopia by Sally Struthers. They boys donate five dollars to the foundation and get Marvin in return.

Ned is Jimbo's old war buddy who co-hosts "Huntin' & Killin'." He blew his arm off with a grenade in Vietnam while helping to destroy the entire Viet Cong army. He also received throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes and now must speak with the help of an electro larynx. During the second season he was put into a catatonic state when he encountered the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.

Uncle Jimbo is Stan's uncle who hosts a local television show called "Huntin' & Killin'." His lifelong dream is to be on the cover of Guns & Ammo. He takes the children on a hunting trip where he reveals his passion for beer, explosives, and automatic weapons. He is also a Vietnam Veteran who tells the kids about how he eliminated the entire Viet Cong army with his lifelong buddy Ned.

Kevin is Mephisto's creation. It's rumored that his father is Micheal Jackson and his mother is a Llama. He's blessed with a huge manhood and an angelic singing voice.

Timmy is one of the boys friends. He's retarded. The only things Timmy can say is his name, and his turkey's name.