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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Beastman Runner
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3
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4
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24
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11
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Horns
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
#2
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
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3
AV
8
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33
B
32
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0
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0
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8
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0
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0
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0
Td
2
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0
GPP
6
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0
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6
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Horns
Block
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
#3
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
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3
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8
R
9
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31
P
0
F
1
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11
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0
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0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Horns
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
#4
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
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3
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8
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7
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61
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0
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0
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12
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0
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0
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2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
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Horns
Block
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
#5
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
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3
AV
8
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5
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26
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1
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20
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12
Cp
1
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0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
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Horns
Dirty Player
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
#7
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
AG
3
AV
8
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28
B
33
P
0
F
3
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Horns
Dirty Player
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
#8
Beastman Runner
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6
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3
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3
AV
7
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0
B
18
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0
F
0
G
4
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0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Skills
Horns
Block
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
#12
Chosen Blocker
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5
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4
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3
AV
9
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24
B
7
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0
F
0
G
3
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0
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0
Cs
0
Td
1
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0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
#13
Chosen Blocker
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5
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4
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3
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9
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41
B
70
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0
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1
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12
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0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
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Skills
Block
Claw
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
#14
Chosen Blocker
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5
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4
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3
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9
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0
B
6
P
0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
#16
Minotaur
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5
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5
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2
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8
R
7
B
75
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0
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0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
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Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Break Tackle
Guard