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(S)Puppetmastaz
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle (30k)
Guard (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
He knows how to focus and defuse tension around him. A loudmouth know-it-all, but very slick with his wordplay. Self-acclaimed leader. Mr Maloke: "First there was the creature. We were cursing and swearing on the street until something like a rythm came out of it, some kind of a beat box. And when we stoped talking, the rain pattered on the roof and made this noise, which all of the sudden sound like Hip Hop, until finally the Prosetti Brothers came by and said that they want to produce us".
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
He’s trying to be at different places at the same time. He’s hard to calm down. He’s into all momentary pleasures, especially when they have to do with nylonstockings.
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Ball & Chain
Extra Arms
Nerves Of Steel
Secret Weapon
Block (30k)
Mighty Blow (30k)
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
+MA (30k)
Side Step (30k)
The smallest creature in Puppetmastaz is young Buggles, a baby chicken from the UK. In 2007, the PMz broke into a human laboratory and freed Buggles from his cage, where he was being kept in complete darkness and injected with strains of avian flu. The liberation of Buggles is now considered as historically significant, because it launched the movement known as "The Takeover". Buggles is a talented but deeply traumatized artist. He now forms the other half of Puppetmastaz brit-rap duo 'SQUID & BUG', along with fellow newcomer Squidrick.
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Dirty Player (30k)
Orangatan is from Borneo. He is one of the few monkey activists who saw the Puppetmastaz as a good political platform for his fight for orangotang rights across the globe.
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Diving Tackle (30k)
Croucholina: "Every human has the Creature Funk in oneself. You just have to stick to one thing and find it in your golden centre. Miss Piggy is f@###@d. I have to go on and on dissing her. She is always on alcohol and drugs. I think she gets her drugs from Kermit or some kind of media-guy-dealers which hang around her. I mean: The oldest success is the one from yesterday, as Freddy Quinn once said".
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Diving Tackle (30k)
The webmaster of the crew. Breaks any codes you can imagine. Even though he looks a little fuzzy, he has an enormous brain.
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Block (30k)
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
From the galaxy 'Beetle-Juice' (Betelgeuse).
Once a little dumpling shaped object shot out past the riga star-cluster and hit our solar system in 1962.
It hit planet Earth, opened up and released a little extra-terrestrial creature called 'Big Eye':
a one-eyed blob like figga with one central leg and an extra mouth mounted where the humans have their bellybutton.
'Big Eye' approached Puppetmastaz at a rave in the 90's asking for weed.
He's not a great rapper but a great a choreographer.
Since then, he has been distributing his force for over 400 live shows including 2 operas.
He hasn't have any contact with his former family in outer space but it doesn't seem to bother him at all.