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A few clowns short of a circus.
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
A few of sheep short of an orgy
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dumber than a bag of rocks
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Room temperature IQ
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Sharp as a marble
#10
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
-2
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
 
Susan
#11
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
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