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Trojan Rabbits
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
Block
The Enchanter - known as Tim is the most fearsome of the Trojan rabbits. He has the ability to produce fire and thunder and is able to read people's minds. These attributes make him a perfect bloodbowler, however, he can become so involved in making fire and lightening that he can totally forget about the match all together. The fans love it though, a free firework display at all matches and free flares. He is also an eccentric and is constantly warning the others that death awaits them all "with big pointy teeth"!
Tim inflicted the first casualties for the Rabbits.
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Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Sir Bedevere -Knight Of The Round Table and constructor of the Trojan Rabbit. His intellect is considerable, and he formulates many of the team tactics. However, he can become seriously distracted during matches as he ponders the physics of the ball and whether the women in the crowd are witches are not.
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Tackle
Thick Skull
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Sir Launcelot the brave is without doubt the most courageous of the team, and is hell bent for glory and blood. His desire and strength encourage the others as he go's around things in his own idium ! Again, though he can get carried away, and will often be seen blocking walls or tackling drinks machines in moments of blood lust.
Sir Robin - not quite so brave as Sir Launcelot. A Knight of the round table he is by far the most cowardly of the team and will often be seen cowering towards his own end zone, or even in the changing rooms changing his spoilt armour. The man who nearly stood up to the Chicken Of Bristol though is a popular member of the team, mainly because of his Minstrels who provide the pre and post match enteratinment.
"The Black Knight always triumphs." Or so he thinks, his bravery is not questionable, though his mental state is. Many a time been left crumpled on the floor, he can be heard shouting "Come back or I'll bleed on you" or "I'll bite your leg off!". Black Knight holds the honour of scoring the first ever touchdown for the rabbits.
Keeper of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch and other relics. He is not a great player, but is a great provider of sneaky weapons from the book of armourments. He can be heard chunnering holy words and this alone will often be enough to ward off the opposition.
Has the honour of the first ever interception for the rabbits, in fact for any of Milnestars teams after 103 games !
Roger The Shrubber, arranger and designer of fine shrubbery's is a brave man who is a favourite of Milnestars, as he also does his garden and the fine topiary seen outside the Theatre Of Death - home stadium of the Dark Lords Of The Pitch.
Sir Bors the mighty Rabbit slayer. His bravery and swordmanship are almost that of Sir Launcelot and he will often be seen at the front of the fight, muttering something about Rabbit Stew.
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+MA
Block
Break Tackle
Knight Of Ni is the keeper of the sacred words, ni, ping and neeeywom ! Passionate about Shrubbery's Knight Of Ni is a formidable opponent and claimed the first Death of an opposition player as he repeatedly said Ni to a Bull Centaur from Farmyard Fighter II
Old Crone - Cat Beater and general old crone.
French Guard with his outrageous accent is known mainly for his foul tongue and insults. He can be heard throughout the match shouting things such as "I Fart in your general direction", or "Your mother was a hamster" his antics have made him a crowd favourite.